Hi, I'm hptqcr and I'm in the habit of writing essays for applications, but I'll try to keep this short.
I've had a bunch of other names, the ones you are probably most likely to have heard of are:
pedant (banned for market hijinks)
lxor (banned for banning someone who was deliberately annoying the shit out of me (by someone who did that on a regular basis), unbanned shortly after)
howoriginal (banned for protesting unjustified banning (not in the right way but I was genuinely terribly bored and generally a bored me = me doing stupid shit)).
I chose this name because it was my captcha and I couldn't think of a proper name for an account, but it's suitably unpronounceable.
I'm 17 and have been playing Toribash for roughly 4 years. I've played about 14,000 matches and used to be fairly okay at replay making (good enough to get into ORMO, at least) but I'm probably terrible now. It'll be a while before I can get wine/toribash and check though.
I've been in a few clans, most of which are now dead: delta, vibe, raid, incognito, #h and sigma. I've always thought you guys were a pretty cool bunch of people and that's basically all I look for in a clan.
I'm a programmer/mathematician in my spare time, which is actually most of the time. I do basically more of the same at school.
I'm one half of the user 'legsol' on IRC and that is where most of my activity is. legsol is two people sharing one connection, but our personalities are fairly close so if you like one you'll probably like the other. I'm the less likeable of us, at least. I'm not really sure what else I should put in here, so beep me on IRC if you want to know anything I guess.
Oh, and bish is a bro from #h so I guess he's a part of the reason I'm applying here.