Ranking
Original Post
Retro-style game compo thingy
The game: SPACE PHALLUS!





Download it here
Windows, Mac & Linux all covered in cockgame-goodness.

PRIZES!!!!!

Originally Posted by charliesgames View Post
Ok then, how about the best 3 players get a copy of the game of their choice (providing it's one of mine... ). How does this sound?

Rules:
1, Post your score with the same name as you use here (or as close as you can get, bearing in mind my scores thing doesn't seem to like apostrophes etc.) , and suffix it with 'TB'. So you would enter 'yourname TB' without the quotation marks. Don't worry if your score is too low to appear in the list in the game, i'll find your score

2, Contest will end this monday (28th?) at 21.00 GMT, at which point i'll post everyones best scores here.

3, Get lots of people to play.

Ok, that 3rd one isn't exactly essential ;)

Let me know if that's ok.

Cheers
Charlie

Last edited by SkulFuk; Feb 25, 2010 at 05:56 PM.

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
It's actually not that weird... Um... Once you stop lolling at all the cocks & jizz flying about the place!

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
Coolest fucking game EVER. Downloading, will post scores soon. xD

EDIT: look at these great reviews

From FacePunch.com

* “That’s fucking awesome.”
* “Pure awesome!”
* “The man who created this game is my hero.”
* “This is just full of awesome and win.”
* “just played it, and it’s fucking awesome. Can’t wait to see more levels.”
* “the best pc shump iv’e ever played.”
* “Now that’s style”
* “2 thoughts when i played it: What the actual fuck? and AWESOME!”

From Somethingawful.com

* “indie gaming at its finest”
* “i love dicks, thanks for the link”
* “pc gaming supremacy”
* “wow the gameplay looks pretty ownage”

From Tigsource:

* “I fucking loved this game. It’s wonderfully paced, everything just fits together perfectly. It’s the best horizontal shooter I’ve played in ages. Beer!”
* “Holy shit, the feeling of the gameplay in this game is just spot on.”

From RetroRemakes:

* “Fucking *awesome* game. Well proud of Charlie for this, a man truly after my own heart.”
* “The only game where I can legitimately say “that spunking cock on level 2 is well hard”. Amazing.”
* “Looks a bit cock to me..”
* “It has cocks, but it’s a fucking brilliant game.”
* “i think its cheesy”
* “a really well made and fun game where the fun factor is so high that the cockntents becomes unimportant.”
* “Thats probably the 2nd most surreal thing i’ve ever seen, great fun, addictive as hell, makes ya smile and bloody hard! “

From the YakYak forums:

* “That’s an ace shooter, dude!”
* “That looks effing ace. If it weren’t for the it’s, you know, a bit phallic I’d probably tell everyone I know about it. Instead, I’ll probably tell almost everyone I know about it.
* “You are a sick, sick man! And I heartily endorse your efforts
* “This game is a load of bollocks and is totally cock.”
* “I think those might be some of my favourite explosions in any game ever. The fact that they are exploding pixel-cocks is a bonus.”
* “Needs more cock!”
* “Nice game. I guess charlie really does love the cock.”

From the Blitzmax forums:

* “i dont know how else to say it but, this game is AMAZING!!!!!”
* “all in all, its a very ballsy game and i hope any critiques aren’t to hard on you :-o”
Organisation of Awesome: Member.
Originally Posted by rafufu View Post
Its fucking difficult, I'll tell you that

Mhm, it's a proper hardcore game, made even harder if your using a keyboard.

Crack out a controller, it makes dodging the spunk a lot easier.

*EDIT*

Gah, topping out at just over 20k on level 2 stage 2. I'm determined to get my name on the global scoreboard before I post a screeny.
Last edited by SkulFuk; Feb 19, 2010 at 06:17 AM.

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
uuuuggggggggghhhhhh

I've always sucked at side shooters. Those dicks that shoot like 5 at once keep killing me. Then I only have like 2 lives by the time I make it to the giant nuts.
Organisation of Awesome: Member.
woah looks epic
downloading
just cuz off the music
i need that
will post scores soon

EDIT:
my highscore is at about 55,300
Last edited by destiny; Feb 19, 2010 at 03:58 PM.
Originally Posted by deady View Post
Those dicks that shoot like 5 at once keep killing me. Then I only have like 2 lives by the time I make it to the giant nuts.

Yeah, I learned the hard way that you've gotta be as high up as possible when they come.

I can only get to 50k just like rafufu.
But for some reason, I can't stop playing. Just want my name up there.
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