The major fail comp.
Make the most horrid fail. Uke can be dismembered. You may not control Uke, but you have to make him pwn you in some way.
Changing of rules are allowed, but NO:
Lowering the DM threshhold so much 'till you die by moving
Making Uke start above you so he falls directly one you.
Instant death mods.
Prize: Full Titan trails.
(It's not much but you don't usually get prizes for epic fails, do you?)
Note: This comp is for Blackbelts and above only. For obvious reasons.