I would want it on a cliff, where cliff jumping is possible. That way, instead of having a shower in the morning, I would run out the door in my pajamas, and jump while screaming " Yippy-ka-yee, Motherfuckers!"
I would also want to have an arcade room, and possibly y own personal gym and indoor sports court. I would also love an indoor pool. It should have a slide into it, that is hidden in a wall in the bedroom. That way, when the weather is wild, I just slide down to the pool instead of jumping off a cliff.
I would love a big kitchen, with my own personal cook. The fridge HAS to be the size of a room ( and filled with soda and beer).
The bathroom has to have a sea theme to it. I mean makeshift aquariums and stuff. The shower head will be the shape of an octopus. Also, I want a big ass bath tub, the size of a jacuzzi.
I would love a beautiful garden, so that I can relax in it when I feel like it, perhaps read a good book or just have a nap on the bench.
The big bedroom has to be huge and have a huge screen on the wall, the bed must be extremely comfortable and must be the size of a California king bed.
The living room would have space for all the kids to play sports and have fun. I also want a huge sofa that is hand autographed by a shitload of famous people.
I would like to have a small amusement park at the back of the house. The kids could then have parties and stuff when they are older. (Yeah, I'm gonna be the cool parent)
Finally, I would like all the rooms to be painted a different color.
Kitchen: Lime
Bathroom: Aqua
Big bedroom: Red
Living Room: Teal
Arcade/Other games room: Rainbow
The gym/Indoor Sports room: White wall with graffiti made by professional graffiti makers.