If you consider yourself worthy of service in captain Chinballs's army then sign up here.

We need black belts, we take exceptions for 1337 brownies.

A post in this thread should look like this.

*belt*
*favourite disciplines*
*why you want to join*
*previous clans*

P.S. We don't need verbal brutes and other troublemakers.
*All unneeded clutter-spam will be removed from this thread swiftly*