Toribash
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Funny quotes
Person one:Here you go happy holidays!
Person two:A grenade? aww thanks!
Person two:Wheres the pin?
Person one:I'm saving it for a rainy day!
Person two: ........shit
BOOM

lol enjoy :P
nice thinkin there kat
<Cindermomo> finnish people are so weird
<Cindermomo> go eat your trees
Dad: Lets go to fun land!
Son: Do we have to?
Dad:YES!

1 hour later

Son: This sucks!
Dad: Going there is half the fun!
Son: ....The rest is coming back
Dad: No the rest of it is the hellfire!
Son: ....where are we going...
Dad: Iraq!
Son: WHAT!
Last edited by kittycat_old; Dec 28, 2007 at 12:06 AM.
meh i got a stupid one


"Women are like the police. They could have any evidence in the whole wide world but they still want the confession" ~Chris Rock

you can make that your sig if you want
Last edited by Scarvin; Dec 28, 2007 at 05:38 AM. Reason: sig, avatar, wtf lol >.<
This isn't really a quote at all, but I found it funny.

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
-U.S. Army Training Notice
*breaks door*