OK, dudes and dudettes of JustMe.

I'd like to recap some of the events that happended on our one-year aniversary for the clan. First of all i would like to thank all participants at the party for a great time, as this was truly a memorable party and an anniversary celebration that i hope we can repeat in the years to come. Even though we all had a great time, and 100% of the members showed up, i am kinda left with the feeling that the hall we rented for the party was a tad too big, and that it didn't seem as crowded as i had thought it would be. But either way, it was great, and i hope to have some pictures up soon.

-HOWEVER-

There are some events that i would like to point out that were not so good.
* One of the members threw up in the punch
* One of the members undressed and started running around the hall naked screaming "Bow before me, for i am Grandmaster Jarmund"
* Someone were having (loud) sex under the table

I hope we can avoid incidents like these next year.


-QUICK STATS-

Floor space: 300 m^3
Beer drunk: 48 bottles
Cigars smoked: 8
Most played music track: Black Sabbath - Paranoid (84 plays)
Number of music tracks shuffled through: 1
Paying guests: 1
Staff: 1 (same as above)
Rape attempts: 45
Rapes: 0
Ticket revenue: 10 EUR (however, this money never showed up when balancing the books)
Worth of goods stolen from the surrounding area: 8000 EUR
Worth of goods destroyed while heading back: 8000 EUR
Funds collected via street musicianship: 120 EUR
Total fines for disturbing the peace: 120 EUR
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NET: Unknown, as the numbers from the fake boyscout cookiesale haven't come in yet.