During a relaxing smoke, I realized that the only times I can keep a conversation going, is when I feel I have to correct someone on something or when the subject interests me, like language, grammar, spelling, and to some degree, video game lore.
I can't for the love of it do like normal people and keep a conversation going by talking nonsensical bullshit, just does not compute.

And I am interested(enough) to find out more about you other individuals.
I will correct what I find needing correction, except for overly grammar- and spelling-broken posts by idiotic invaders or trolling toddlers(Dubs).

So, onwards to the question:
How do YOU keep a conversation going?