Originally Posted by
ghoul
is Erth back with the good news yet?
Our main concern is he might run out of suncream - the kid burns easy. But it's ok, in desperate times suncream can be created using nothing but left punkspikes and the tears of Somalian widows. He will have an abundance of both of these commodities if his mission is successful.
Unfortunately, Erth used the last bit of battery on his phone leaving Ryan a voicemail consisting of incoherent babbling about how he wish he'd brought a tin-opener for his tuna. He hasn't checked Facebook for over a week now, so soon the internet-crazies will kick in. There will be no saving the pirates when that happens...
#PrayForErth #GetThosePirates