i want to join creamy horse mouths because, i am a kitchen bound housewife trying to find zen within this cruel and unholy world. i believe i can whip up some tasty cream pies with the cream your horse mouths have blessed this beautiful planet with, and i would love to be an apprentice "creamy horse mouth", so one day i can nourish my young kin with the ever so lovely cream, so carefully siphoned from my horsey mouth, so they too can know what an honor and true blessing creamy horse mouths are.
i hope you consider my application to the fullest dimensions of this masterfully crafted clan board, as i would if i had received an application of this magnitude...
thank you and have a god blessed day