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This is a pickup line.

If your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit between the holidays?
Just by living, people hurt others without even realizing it. So long as humanity exists, hate will also exist. There is no peace in this cursed world. War is just a crime paid for by the pain of the defeated...

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
^ sounds pedo to me. -.-

A drunk driver accidentally drove into a kitchen.

30 women were killed in the accident.
\o\ | ORMO | OSHI | OLDA | [duck] | Team Canada | Maple Syrup United | Team Philippines | [UssR] | Anime United | /o/
Originally Posted by SlyBash View Post
/me facepalm at gamekid being a CENSORED always

Your problem?
Anyway, to keep on topic;

You can tune a piano...

Mhm.
It's old, But.

Boy: Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh don't worry, It's too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Oh don't worry, You'll never get it.
How much coke can Charlie Sheen snort
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men

What's the only thing Chuck Norris can't break
Justin Biebers voice

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None they all sit in the dark and cry
FUCKING MAGNETS EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Former Toribasher. Never any good though.
Rest in peace Tint.