Are you implying all fruits like eating fruit, Vladdie?

They would like to, if they could. You can't prove me wrong on this one.

But you also can't prove it to be true!

So I enjoy eating myself?

Oooh.

...

My arm tastes liek blueberries!


In other news, I'm dying. And so are you. Also, I am not wearing shoes.

I quite like being dying. I'd prefer that over going insane because I have 3000 years worth of memories, so many memories there isn't room for anything else.

ACAVADO, CAN I EAT YOUR FLESH? D:

I do enjoy a good cup of coffee in the morning and a second in the afternoon.

i like orange things.

I like you

i like me to.

i like you.

wanna go out?