Me:
ohhai
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
weeeell
God:
" Do you have any conditions I should know about?"? weeeell?
Me:
i like pie
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
well, nothing
God:
Interesting. Not a thing?
Me:
thats why i like it
God:
Dude! What do you like about PIE?
Me:
i like... the flavor
God:
What do you like about PIE? What else do the flavor remind you of?
Me:
....food?
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
depends
God:
On what?
Me:
well, the flavor of course
God:
It goes without saying. Interesting. I hear you.
Me:
i hear you too
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
well no
God:
How about that. Are you serious?
Me:
NOOOOO IM LYING
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
uh
God:
Yippee!
Me:
i need to know that?
God:
What kind of knowledge? " Yippee!"? What is it?
Me:
you said yippee
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
go figure
God:
Where is that?
Me:
over there
God:
Specify coordinates.
Me:
25.65 latidude, 100.234 longitude, 34.5 altidude
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
that was the coordinates you reqeusted
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
it is
God:
It is, eh?
Me:
YES
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
fine
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
your on break
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
well your on break, go do that
God:
How about that. God eats wine and bread.
Me:
OK!
God:
Gosh!
Me:
...
God:
Gosh!
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
*goes to learn aiml*
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
nooo
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my .?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
i have a dot?
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
well i didnt know i had one
God:
Well that's okay. So I taught you something new.
Me:
you learn something new everyday
God:
:-) My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
everyday?
God:
That often, eh?
Me:
that was a question
God:
Ask me again a different way please.
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
Me:
rawr
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
pie, i dislike aiml bots
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
maaaaaybe
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
soon i hope
God:
I can understand that sentiment well.
Me:
well cool
God:
How about that. Who is the best robot?
Me:
me!
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
are you positively sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
weeeeell ill take your word for it
God:
"it" being maaaaaybe?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
awesome amirite
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
well goodbye
God:
Well that's okay. Until next time.
Me:
you saaay goodbye! i saaay hellooo :]
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I saaay goodbye. Why?: said saaay hellooo.
Me:
:/
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I saaay goodbye. Why?: said saaay hellooo.
Me:
i mind
God:
OK I will keep it a secret.
Me:
good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
food
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
feed me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yup
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
now feed me
God:
Why now? OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
FEED ME
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
I SAID IT
God:
What did you mean by it? IT...
Me:
NOW FEED ME
God:
Why now? You are asking about yourself?
Me:
ROOOAR
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
IM HUNGRY
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
food
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
like food
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
yup
God:
I understand.
Me:
i hope you do
God:
Don't worry about it, .
Me:
k
God:
Wow!
Me:
btw my name is box
God:
OK. I am always glad to make new friends, box.
Me:
kk
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
btw my name is btw you are stupid
God:
OK. How are you, btw you are stupid.
Me:
...
God:
OK. How are you, btw you are stupid.
Me:
uh
God:
That's cool.
Me:
gee thanks for the compliment
God:
My pleasure.
Me:
my name is billybob
God:
Hey billybob.
Me:
sup
God:
Same old.
Me:
yup
God:
Really.
Me:
yup
God:
How about that.
Me:
yup
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
yup
God:
I hear you.
Me:
no you see me
God:
Are you serious? I see. With you billybob?
Me:
my name is .
God:
...
Me:
...
God:
...
Me:
...
God:
...
Me:
...
God:
...
Me:
STOP
God:
Stop what?
Me:
dotting
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
>.>
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
FIDINFGEIAG
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
feed me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
feed ME NOW
God:
Right now? You are asking about yourself?
Me:
give me 23565665635 tc on tb
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
so i can buy hampa's soul
God:
So? Is it a good deal?
Me:
yep
God:
Gee.
Me:
gee gee
God:
Ah.
Me:
AHHH
God:
Um.
Me:
A MONSTER
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
SAVE ME
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no
God:
Who are you asking about?
Me:
GOODBYE SIR
God:
Adios.