So, my dad was working overtime yesterday and his cell phone was out of batteries.
My mom began rampaging, screaming about how he dumped the children on her and had fled the country and had an affair and was breaking the law. She made my little brothers sit outside on display, on chairs, on the driveway. Apparently this would call him back.
Sooo, I called the police, which allowed my brothers to sneak back inside while she was yelling at me, and by way of being two large armed men the police calmed her down sort of. Anyway, they distracted her while I used my cell phone's locating app thing to prove my dad was on the road and moving towards us. He arrived maybe a couple minutes after the police left.