hey "Incredibly Unflattering" is only an insult if the selfie was meant to be "flattering"
speaking of which i should post another "meant to be flattering" selfie of my facial hair progress because i'm sure everyone's wondering (<<<---- A Joke)
i like the word cacophony but am not sure about the (ccphny) tag but have no idea how else to adapt "cacophony" into a tag. (caco) maybe. the greek etymology is that the "caco" part means "bad" so that's, like, slightly funny.
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![](https://i.imgur.com/EsigtlT.png)
these selfies go through like 20 iterations until i figure out one that feels like it has a vibe i agree with
also since every pic i take of myself is from that exact same left-offset with me not making eye contact, here's a more-or-less dead-on pic with eye contact
photography of faces is kind of a wacky task cuz real facial expressions are more than what can be captured in one single frozen frame, but a facial expression that
does make sense and look put-together even in one single frozen frame makes for a "flattering" photo, but deliberately forsaking what would look "flattering" could be its own goal for a variety of reasons so it's just a, uh, thing.
your selfie strikes me as mostly............ "thuggin". yeah, "thuggin" is definitely the word. partly because your left eye is in the middle of doing something kind of weird and unsettling that it probably only does at that exact angle. so if you added an eyepatch it would really change the vibe. yeah, lemme do that. this is a perfectly rational line of thought
there yeah now you look like some kind of cool hardened mercenary instead of an alcoholic thug. mission accomplished
Last edited by Brackass; Nov 6, 2019 at 06:55 AM.