You mean it encourages cancer?
You guys don't want it to succeed. You want it to fail so you can say 'Oh look, we tried, but it's even more cancerous than before'.
You lot are thinking, 'Well, you guys wanted a place to be cancer, so we've made this place as cancerous as possible'.
Basically, this is all just a giant middle-finger to the wibblers. The gross part is you're acting like you're 'helping' us.