Sup guys,
I decided the other day to randomly (this doesn't mean extrasuper frequently, mind you) make threads to generate some activity. The first installment in the series is a replay competition. Woo.

Rules- Guru and Mosier only, other people can submit replays but only guru is eligible for the prize

Mod- default.tbm or sambo.tbm, but you can only do sambo if you draw me a pretty picture (I mean it). Dm threshold 100, anything else is up to you

This isn't like most replay competitions where the idea is to amaze me with your awesome skills; the goal here is to suck as much as possible while still making it look like you're attempting to do something. Think back to your nub days, when moving was somewhat tricky and you thought the most basic attack was cool. MAKE ME LAUGH BECAUSE OF HOW BADLY YOU FAIL.

The prize for this one is 10k, with a rough deadline of November 15th. I say rough on purpose, as I don't expect half of you guys to see this for about a week anyway.

I'll be judging, two submissions per person, blah blah blah. Let the periodic activity begin.

Edit: new(ish) replays only, meaning no replays from when you were actually a nublet.