Found this on a debate forum. It was about women hitting men and men not being allowed to hit back. This comment was 'for' men defending themselves. I didn't write it but what this person wrote is funny as well as a good example of the situation a man will face.
I have trouble understanding the "they are weaker so you cannot hit back" line of reasoning.
"Mr president, Cuba is attacking the US!"
"Cuba? With what, paddle boats?"
"Errr, yes. But you see, that's the problem. They are so much weaker than us that we cannot hit back. We would look like assholes."
"That devilish Castro, he's found a way to walk around our defenses! I'll prepare the declaration of surrender."