so we all know Agar.io, hence we all know mitos.is, well I am playing some mitos.is having all the fun I can when I join a new server, didn't start long ago, but the number one guy had 3.3k mass, I see him when I was small so obviously like any smart person would do, I ran away, I gathered a good old 400ish mass, and saw him approach "Oh sh*t" I think to myself, he then deploys the eject mass trap (you eject mass they come close you split kaboom eat them), I say nuh huh b**ch, I ain't falling for dat trap, but then he ejects like 100 mass at me.... "Team?" I think to myself, I realise he was split into 8 (the max), he has me cornered, "DON'T EAT ME SENPAI" I scream, then he runs into me, I eat his first guy, his second, his third he is handing himself to me! :O, this is great when I expected him to keep one for himself so I can feed him back and we can team he ploosh goes straight into me, awesome I am know 3.5k, I am first, I am undefeated, I am immortal, then here comes the role of the power at my house, hey Zaxx, wanna see a magic trick? "No power I am busy at the moment", I know you want to, so watch this, "Power don't do anything stupid I am busy please" Of course I won't, but let me play a song for you, "Sure power what is it?" It's called power out motherfu**ers, pew power goes out, you have been disconnected, brother : "What happened?" Zaxx " Shut the F**K UP!", Mitos.is, please the reconnect button is there TO F***ING REJOIN WITH WHAT YOU HAD NOT START AGAIN. A gift was given to me by god, I don't think anyone has recieved a free 3.3k mass before, and well power just doesn't want to see me happy.
That aside new madman replay in the works!
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Oh btw for all those getting upset about their connection being only 7mbp/s get to my level of less than 1mbp/s and then cry, mine is supposed to be 4mbp/s that is the fastest in my country (f***ed up? I know) and it doesn't even get to 4, only 2 even though we pay for 4, good job community.
Last edited by Zaxx; Sep 12, 2015 at 02:37 PM.
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