BREAKING NEWS
A few days after calling off the search parties, Erth has finally returned to the Toribash docks. His clothes had been ripped off on his journeys, so he wore nothing but punkspikes all over his pale ginger body.
Erth had only a few drops of suncream remaining by the time he caught up with the Somalians, and with his belly full of tuna, he TK'd the f**k out of them - DMing both of the captain's wrists while snapkicking his crew off the ship. He then coerced a swarm of Somalian pterodactyls to carry his kayak home like a Jurassic hot air balloon, while smoking a bowl of crushed up punkspikes in his pipe.
He apologises to everyone for taking so long to return - as the first ginger person to step foot in Somalia, he was quickly recruited to play Ron Weasley in their version of the Harry Potter films. He also adds "dude, have you
SEEN those Somalian chicks?"
He is having some trouble readjusting to civilization, so if you see him walking by please make an effort to call him a twat and kick him in the shins to make things feel normal again.
TL;DR?
Punkspikes are available for ST again
Last edited by Moop; May 29, 2015 at 08:50 PM.