[18:01] <+JDeck> okay
[18:01] <Klatv> will you fuck the hottest girl on the planet
[18:01] <+JDeck> stop asking me stupid questions
[18:01] <Klatv> no
[18:02] <+JDeck> and no, I wouldn't, I'm faithful asshat
[18:02] <Klatv> k
[18:53] <Klatv> jdeck
[18:53] <Klatv> what
[18:53] <Klatv> are
[18:53] <Klatv> you
[18:53] <Klatv> doin
[18:54] <+JDeck> that's classified.
[18:54] <+JDeck> move along, citizen
[19:07] <Klatv> i'm
[19:07] <Klatv> YOUR
[19:07] <Klatv> CITIZENNn
[19:10] <KwlPwnz> derpy de depr
[19:10] <KwlPwnz> back
[19:10] <+JDeck> Stop your verbal assault, cease at once.
[19:11] <KwlPwnz> OKAY JDICK JDECK JDECK JDECK JDECK
[19:11] <KwlPwnz> lol
[19:23] <KwlPwnz> oi
[19:23] <KwlPwnz> no hi
[19:24] <KwlPwnz> no klatv i dont need one from you
[19:24] <KwlPwnz> nor will i read one
[19:24] <Klatv> what
[19:25] <KwlPwnz> no.
[19:25] <KwlPwnz> just. stop asking me questions
[19:25] <KwlPwnz> its annoying
[19:27] <Klatv> fuck off homo
[19:28] <KwlPwnz> damnit stop asking those annoying questions
[19:28] <KwlPwnz> just move along citizen.
[19:28] <+JDeck> lmao
[19:29] <Klatv> the fuck
[19:29] <+JDeck> Calm down citizen
[19:29] <Klatv> man
[19:29] <+JDeck> please return to your home
[19:29] <Klatv> you guys gotta get that cock out of yo mouth
[19:29] <+JDeck> No need to get angry, sir
[19:29] <+JDeck> We are just doing our jobs
[19:29] <+JDeck> Please return to your home, citizen
[19:29] <Klatv> naw
[19:30] <Klatv> im doing my job
[19:30] <Klatv> you return to your home
[19:31] <+JDeck> You have no job, Citizen, please return to your home.
[19:34] <Klatv> but your the citizen
[19:34] <Klatv> i have the job
[19:36] <+JDeck> Requesting backup, Citizen is not complying to demands, KwlPwnz
[19:36] <KwlPwnz> roger that.
[19:36] <KwlPwnz> citizen stand down
[19:36] <KwlPwnz> I have a tranquilizer dart
[19:36] <+JDeck> Get the 50. cal
[19:36] <KwlPwnz> roger that
[19:37] <KwlPwnz> with tranquilizer dart ammunition, rubber rounds or live rounds?
[19:37] <+JDeck> all of thee above
[19:37] <Facade|Busy> rubber
[19:38] <+JDeck> FIRE THE CONDOM BOOLETS
[19:39] <KwlPwnz> roger that. firing the dick ammunition
[19:39] <KwlPwnz> *fires at klatv while aiming at the mouth*
[19:39] <Facade|Busy> yum
[19:39] <KwlPwnz> citizen would you please remove that dick from your mouth
[19:39] <+JDeck> Confirmed hit, dick in mouf
[19:39] <Klatv> No.
[19:39] <Klatv> You remove that dick from your mouth
[19:39] <+JDeck> Sir stop mumbling
[19:40] <+JDeck> Citizen, please remove the dick so we can understand your dialect
[19:40] <Klatv> I'm immune to bullets.
[19:40] <Klatv> Nothing you do is worth while
[19:40] <+JDeck> It's not a bullet, it's a condom
[19:40] <Klatv> Please citizens, go back to your house and stop playing around.
[19:40] <KwlPwnz> negative officer. that is not a condom. that is a dick without a condom
[19:40] <+JDeck> Oh
[19:40] <KwlPwnz> and he is sucking it like a binky officer
[19:41] <+JDeck> What idiot decided to shoot someone's dick?
[19:41] <+JDeck> Is this madness?
[19:41] <KwlPwnz> i don't know. i found it in the chamber
[19:41] <KwlPwnz> citizen why would you do such a thing?
[19:41] <KwlPwnz> *grabs tazer rounds*
[19:41] <KwlPwnz> *fires*
[19:41] <+JDeck> Citizen, why

[19:42] <Klatv> Why did you fire that tazer at the wall
[19:42] <Klatv> You need glasses.
[19:42] <+JDeck> Citizen, there is no wall
[19:42] <Klatv> I am your wall
[19:42] <+JDeck> Confirmed hit, Citizen is not stopping
[19:43] <Klatv> Children
[19:43] <Klatv> Go back to your daycare
[19:43] <Klatv> Stop messing with swat.
[19:43] <+JDeck> Get the artillery, quickly!
[19:43] <Klatv> For this is just a dream
[19:43] <Klatv> There is no artillery
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> *fires artillery*
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> what was that citizen?
[19:44] <Klatv> There is no artillery.
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> please remove the dick from your mouth so we can understand you
[19:44] <Klatv> That is just a dorito.
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> there is no dick?
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> you have no dick citizen?
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> well thank you for that information
[19:44] <Klatv> No
[19:44] <Klatv> You have no dick
[19:44] <Klatv> You have a mangina
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> but im afraid that was unnecisary
[19:45] <+JDeck> Get the ductape
[19:45] <Klatv> There is no duct tape
[19:45] <Klatv> For I am the duct tape
[19:45] <KwlPwnz> your the duct ape?
[19:45] <KwlPwnz> because he said ductape not duct tape citizen
[19:45] <KwlPwnz> i think you need to pull those other dicks from your ears
[19:46] <KwlPwnz> the white stuff could cause an infection inside your ear
[19:46] <KwlPwnz> or an erection if your an oddity of mankind
[19:46] <KwlPwnz> i think its safe to say both just incase.
[19:46] <KwlPwnz> got that citizen?
[19:46] <+JDeck> It is a rare event, tim had it happen.
[19:46] <+JDeck> Poor tim, he's now a vegetable.
[19:46] <KwlPwnz> poor tim. citizen don't share the same fate.
[19:47] <+JDeck> Citizen we remind you that someone died from dicks to the ear, please remove them.
[19:47] <KwlPwnz> so please remove the dicks.
[19:47] <Klatv> Why aren't you removing the dicks from your ears
[19:47] <Klatv> Because I am nothing
[19:47] <Klatv> I am just a dream
[19:47] <Klatv> You are nothing
[19:47] <Klatv> You don't have anything in life
[19:47] <+JDeck> citizen, please comply
[19:47] <KwlPwnz> Whats that? your dreaming?
[19:47] <Klatv> You were a failure.
[19:47] <KwlPwnz> wake up citizen
[19:47] <KwlPwnz> we're talking to you
[19:47] <KwlPwnz> do we need to pour cold water on your face citizen?
[19:48] <KwlPwnz> maybe it will remove you from that wall your stuck it
[19:48] <KwlPwnz> *in
[19:48] <+JDeck> Get the hot water, over
[19:48] <KwlPwnz> roger that. ill boil him at 350 degrees farrenheit
[19:48] <KwlPwnz> or should i have it set to 350 celcius
[19:48] <+JDeck> What ever is higher
[19:51] <KwlPwnz> roger that
[19:51] <KwlPwnz> *grabs hot water*
[19:52] <KwlPwnz> *throws on klatv's face*
[19:52] <KwlPwnz> *sets up explosives around the citizen to remove from the wall*
[19:52] <KwlPwnz> hmmm officer do you believe an explosion that has a yield of 5000 megatons is sufficient?
[19:53] <+JDeck> no
[19:53] <+JDeck> Dig deeper
[19:54] <Klatv> jaja w/e
[19:54] <Klatv> i don't care about whatever your doing
[19:54] <+JDeck> then why are you responding, citizen
[19:54] <Klatv> http://www.ptcbox.com/?rid=74935
[19:54] <Klatv> click that
[19:54] <Klatv> sign up
[19:54] <Klatv> go to paid to click
[19:55] <Klatv> click some shit
[19:55] <+JDeck> Citizen, no
[19:55] <Klatv> dude
[19:55] <KwlPwnz> explode?
[19:55] <Klatv> idgaf about that citizen shit
[19:55] <Klatv> so shut up
[19:55] <KwlPwnz> ROGER THAT! EXPLODING DEVICES!
[19:55] <Klatv> it's not cool
[19:55] <KwlPwnz> *blows up*
[19:55] <+JDeck> GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOG
[19:55] <Klatv> cool
[19:55] <KwlPwnz> *watches citizen go flying*
[19:55] <Klatv> blow yourself up
[19:55] <Klatv> see if i give two shits
[19:55] <+JDeck> Your the one responding, citizen
[19:55] <KwlPwnz> WHAT WAS THAT CITIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.......
[19:55] <Klatv> w/e
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> *voices grows fainter as the citizen flies away*
[19:56] <Klatv> you are just fucking getting annoying
[19:56] <Klatv> stop
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> citizen are you superman?
[19:56] <Klatv> it's not cool
[19:56] <Klatv> your acting like a 10 year old
[19:56] <Klatv> roleplaying bs
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> *pulls out radio*
[19:56] <+JDeck> Citizen, please calm down
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> what was that citizen?
[19:56] <Klatv> kwl
[19:56] <Klatv> stop your shit
[19:56] <Klatv> jdeck
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> i can't hear you
[19:56] <Klatv> stop your shit
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> respond
[19:56] <Klatv> ugh
[19:56] <Klatv> w/e
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> citizen respond
[19:56] <Klatv> have fun being gay with eachother
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> what was that grunting sound citizen?
[19:56] <+JDeck> Citizen, please respond to officer Kwl
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> is that the dick in your ear i hear you putting up your ass?
[19:57] <KwlPwnz> citizen stop being ay
[19:57] <KwlPwnz> *gay
[19:57] <KwlPwnz> please.
[19:58] <+JDeck> Citizen, such language is not needed in this situation
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> Citizen Klatv
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> Citizen Klatv
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> Citizen Klatv
[19:58] <+JDeck> Please comply with Officer Kwl
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> Citizen Klatv
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> this is an automated message that will continue til you respond
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> Citizen Klatv
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> Citizen Klatv