It doesn't matter how hot the girls are. It will not make the movie any better.

okay that is freaking awesome

Me and my friends went to see it last night specifically to ruin the movie for anyone trying to watch it. If any of you are familiar with the WKYK Abe Lincoln sketch, we basically acted that out in the movie theater packed with adolescent girls and their boyfriend (read: pathetic, future cuckold husbands). For those of you who aren't familiar with that sketch, I'll give you a short rundown of what happened in the theater last night.

Scene: Professional terrible actor Kristen Stewart walks onscreen, being attacked by one of the "bad" vampires.

Bad Vampire: blahblahblahpointlessshittydialogue IM GONNA KILL YOU blahblahmorepointlessshittydialogue.
People in Theater: >gasp<

Me and my friends: (as loud as humanly possible) OH SHIT, OH SHIT, I CAN'T WATCH THIS! HEY EVERYBODY, I CAN'T WATCH THIS!

People in theater: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Me and my friends: Oh damn. Now which one'a ya'll skinny muthafuckers said that.

People in theater> YOU'RE RUINING THE MOVIE YOU FAEGETS!

Me and my friends: YO PROJECTIONIST. PROJECTIONIST! REWIND THE MOVIE FIVE MINUTES, THIS DUMB BITCH WAS TRYIN' TO TALK OVER IT! DAMN I GOTTA TAKE A PISS.

Needless to say, we were promptly kicked out of the theater. But it was totally fucking worth it.

The only part I liked about the two movies was Bella's leg breaking. The rest... meh.

I lol'ed

<---- Haz no care 4 twilight
It is also said in the news papers that miley cyrus said that 2

The movie ads brainwashed me
So i have to go watch it

My x gf likes the whole Twilight series so we are probably going to watch it soon, I'll tell you how it was after I see it

Then you can call me a faggot. I watched the first movie and it's bloody good. It has a good storyline behind it. I am going to see New Moon on friday (with my girlfriend) and I am looking forward to it.


Hmmm....wonder which one I fit into.