It does for the OP because you can tell he's around 10-13, at that age the only way you'll normally get a girl that is good looking is if you are atleast attractive. (remember, this is before puberty finishes)
Give her a hotdog, punch her in the chest when she swallows part of the hotdog
and then perform the heimlich and dry hump her
then when she says "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT" say "now you have to be my Gf, if you say no, I'll tell everyone you choked on my hotdog and that I humped the shit out of you"