I'm a nice person, but I'm good at being a cold bastard when I need to. I'm not mean.

You are verrry mean.
Good person, but mean.
I could never be harsh so someone unless they bring it on to themselves.

You a bad bitch, homie.

That's why you wear armour silly...

Or you know, just don't annoy Lars I guess. Unless your going for the whole "Mortal Kombat" thing, then you know... let the heart stomping commence.

Heart stomping you say. Ooo that turns me on.

Yeah, because every time I have flinged my "last" insult at someone, a voice in my head goes "FINISH HIM!". So I just have to fling a LAST "last" insult to get the "FATALITY".

See now that's the type of thing that I get concerned about... That's not in any way normal. Actually, I'm a little scared...

Don't worry about Dubs, he is under my command, and will not stomp any hearts under my protection.

It's funny, because Lars never turns down a good fatality.

I think people in this clan have a special anti-heart stomping veil over them that Lars respects.

Except me.
Lars has hurt my feelings more than once.