My niggas are slacking on the forums.
I hope you all had a happy thanks giving

Don't ever tell me what kind of thanksgiving I should have. Also, any plans for the holiday season?

I'm ordering red and white dildos and giving them away at an abortion clinic. Nothing is better than pleasuring yourself on Christmas Eve with the tears of your terrible sex life. Not that I'd know or anything.

What clinic? For research purposes
Also what sizes are the dildos?
if i were to come could I get more than one?
Not that I'd be coming

Every clinic. The dildos will be sized to each hole based on tightness to ensure enjoyment. 2 per person.

Guys, do you even lift.

I lift the planet mate.

I lift food to my mouth

I don't lift food. I just tell it to get in my tummy and it does.

Teach me your ways