Toribash
Crack 2~3 eggs into a microwavable bowl

Add a LITTLE bit of soy sauce and some pepper

Get 2 slices of cheese and break them into smaller pieces

Put the cheese in together with the egg and mix well

Pop the thing into the microwave oven for a minute

Grab a spoon

Enjoy
He was hungry a day ago, im assuming he's satisfied that by now.
safe to close i guess.
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