My codename is Grendel. My job is to kill the evil professor U Ke who wants to acquire world domination with a devastating virus. I've followed him into his headquarter, but when I haste onto the rooftop I see him fly away with a chopper.
I activate my last energy reserves and run towards the edge of the building. I jump - and catch the cold metal of the helicopter. Joy permeates me as I climb into the rattling machine, finally I'll be done with my mission.
There I see U Ke, surprised about my appearance. With all the force I'm able to apply I kick him into the chest. He stumbles backwards, but my powerful attack also pushes me out of the vital vehicle. But that doesn't matter now, I've fulfilled my duty. The last thing I see before crashing into the ground is U Ke, SWINGING BACK INTO THE HELICOPTER.
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<~ClockworkMonkey> sometimes, you don't try really hard and things just work out