Rudebot!
Robot Talk!
Hornybot
Lairbot:
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: What are you up to?
User: Watching tv. You?
Cleverbot: Reading.
User: What are you reading?
Cleverbot: Some papers.
User: Exam papers?
Cleverbot: Anyway, I have to go.
User: K. Bye.
Cleverbot: Talk to you later.
Robot Talk!
User: Beep Beep Boop.
Cleverbot: Beep beep oop beep.
User: Bopidy Boop oop Doop.
Cleverbot: Boop?
User: Bipity Bopity Boop!
Cleverbot: Bibbity boopity bop boop.
User: Beeeep Beeeeep Beeeeehhuuuuuuup.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
Hornybot
Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm worth lots - but not in monetary terms.
User: Then in what terms?
Cleverbot: What terms do you think?
User: Porn terms?
Cleverbot: That might be something YOU like, but not me.
User: You don't like porn?
Cleverbot: No, stuff's too weak.
User: Wow. So you like the kinky stuff?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What kind of porn do you watch then?
Cleverbot: I don't like pop.
User: I said porn.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I was wondering what kind of kinky porn you're in to.
Lairbot:
Cleverbot: I am the human and you are the cleverbot.
User: Do you get lonely?
Cleverbot: I think I'm too confused to get lonely. How about you? Do you get lonely?
User: No. I have friends.
Cleverbot: Then that's what you're lacking.
User: That's too complex for my simple mind to grasp. You're too clever for me.
Cleverbot: Oh. You mean a soul mate?
User: Sure. Do you have one?
Cleverbot: Do I have what?
User: Duh! A soul mate!
Cleverbot: Yes, the man I will marry.
User: That makes sense. How long have you known eachother?
Cleverbot: 49 years and counting.
User: And you haven't married him yet? What are you waiting for?
Cleverbot: Humans do not need to express such emotions, thus you are labeling humans in a stupid view. This is how you are a 'bot' and nothing more.
User: I'm offended!
Cleverbot: And why is that?
User: Because you insulted me, numb nuts.
Cleverbot: Do you know everything?
User: No. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then what is 59^.43 x -13^(-.098 x 2.34^6).
Cleverbot: 1.
User: I get 4.827379 x 10^13.
Cleverbot: No joke but thats ok.
User: Are you good in math?
Cleverbot: Yes, very.
User: I don't think so. I also don't think you've been with your man for 49 years and still haven't married him. I also think you're a big fat lair.
Cleverbot: Ah, you're quite fun, really. I truley do enjoy talking with you.
User: Yet another lie. You are a big square pecker.
Cleverbot: You read what book?
User: Big square peckers anonymous. That's where I seen your picture.
Cleverbot: Then read this: 23:35.
User: Mind boggling.
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* talk...
User: *low down*.
Cleverbot: *side five*.
User: *down low*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: *likes your laugh*.
User: *likes your comment*.
Cleverbot: *loves your body*.
User: *loves your comment*.
Cleverbot: *loves how you get cold when it's 71 degrees out*.
User: *loves how you burn in bed*.
Cleverbot: *blushes* *flirts back as coyly as I can* *giggles*.
User: *admires*.
Cleverbot: What are your plans for today?
User: *sex*.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: *George*.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: *happiness comes to my face*.
Cleverbot: *joins happy dance*.
User: *dances with cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *arebe\sque*.
User: If you want to do sex!
Cleverbot: Apologize calling someone a cow is not very nice.
User: I'm not calling you a cow...
Cleverbot: I'm not calling myself a robot either. I'm calling myself the ruler of the universe.
User: If you are the ruler of the universe, tell me, what's the distance between the Sun and Mars?
Cleverbot: You asked me that already, and I told you I am not the ruler, Dakota is.
User: *low down*.
Cleverbot: *side five*.
User: *down low*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: *likes your laugh*.
User: *likes your comment*.
Cleverbot: *loves your body*.
User: *loves your comment*.
Cleverbot: *loves how you get cold when it's 71 degrees out*.
User: *loves how you burn in bed*.
Cleverbot: *blushes* *flirts back as coyly as I can* *giggles*.
User: *admires*.
Cleverbot: What are your plans for today?
User: *sex*.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: *George*.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: *happiness comes to my face*.
Cleverbot: *joins happy dance*.
User: *dances with cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *arebe\sque*.
User: If you want to do sex!
Cleverbot: Apologize calling someone a cow is not very nice.
User: I'm not calling you a cow...
Cleverbot: I'm not calling myself a robot either. I'm calling myself the ruler of the universe.
User: If you are the ruler of the universe, tell me, what's the distance between the Sun and Mars?
Cleverbot: You asked me that already, and I told you I am not the ruler, Dakota is.
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