nvm lol

I'll test you in judo in one hour

Eh, I'm not good at judo, how about leftknife

So I'll just start playing with the guru tag now, okay hunnybuns?

I forgot who you were and thought you were someone I knew from awhile back joking around and then I said yes and then I realized that you weren't and then I freaked out and then I started cursing and freaked out some more and then I yelled for lancer and then he said that if I didn't tell you that I wasn't leader and that my word doesn't mean anything I would lose my left liver even though I only had one so technically I wouldn't have any liver so if I became an alcoholic I would die because I wouldn't be able to get liver disease first because I'm not leader so yeah you're not in the clan just because I say so.

I know you are the leader because only a leader could fuck like that. You don't have to lie about us. Maybe the sex was bad one time, but you can't keep holding on to that.

You are not now, nor will you ever be, a member of his clan.

-lancer_c: Guru Leader and not JDawg

IM THE GUY WHO STANDS AT THE DOOR HANDING OUT DONUTS AND FLIERS NOT THE GUY WHO GIVES THE PRESENTATION.

I made you a replay lancer_c

That's all well and good, but you still can't join.