Can I bet USD?
Because I know a surefire way to both get money and laughs.

all on floyd. Close this thread before people steal my profits.

If this gets shamed I'll be so pissed.

i bet all my cash on deak
he's got this in the bag nerds

Just play for fun, 1st few games you will just be flinging around and not having much control. More games you play leads to more experience and you will increase skill from there. Don't expect to win in your first game.

You will expect a lot of random DMs and funny moments as you fly around and dq on your ass.

Erm, click joints. Mouse wheel masterrace.

You'll probably end up clicking a couple of joints by then, but don't worry though; reaction time is 20 seconds.

All of my salt on Deak

When in a serious fight, remember that above all, it's essential to be relaxed

Relaxing helps prevent against chancy dismembers and allows you to react with your opponents moves more fluently

Use a skeet on him and surprise everyone. It's sort of unsportsmanlike but it's pretty effective

Get on all fours and growl every time he moves. It'll freak him the fuck out.

Also, you're a rapping marine who makes $500k a year, just tell him your life story and then sock him in the jaw the second his eyes tear up.

When you're fighting him when standing up, make sure you aren't facing him. Hits to the chest are allowed but hits to the back of the head and kidneys are discouraged so it's better if you aren't facing him.

well best thing to do in a fight is.
do a 180 and backflip away.
optional, do a 360 and walk away.

When your in the ring, call the cops. They will help you out. Hide the phone in your afro.