"I have a 5000 bounty."
"The Guy That Godrek Decapitated But Couldn't Collect The Bounty Because He Lost His Wrist"
"iRock"
"I R Rocker"
"The Rocker"
"The Rock"
"Taek-Kyon Genius"
"Taek-Kyon Master"
"Taek-Kyon God"
"Taek-Kyon <INSERT STATUS HERE>"
"I'll Take Ya On, in Taek-Kyon!"