Originally Posted by
joonveen
They really need to make that more obvious. People keep posting links to threads from there and getting enraged over what is actually trolling.
That's sort of the point.
Also, I tried to get in on it by posting:
I have come to this forum to seek guidance and forgiveness; I was at the local satan-worshipping devil music club last week, (I know, I feel terrible about it now) and I was approached by a negro female. She was a buxom beauty, with big plump breasts, and an equally plump behind. Her only flaw was her gigantic bottom lip. It made her look like a woman of the bush.
So she told me to follow her to the bathroom, and foolishly, I did.
She began undressing and forcing herself up against me. As I am a god-fearing white american man, I couldn't help but feel dirty having this kind of sexual interaction between a different breed.
As she undressed, shebegan to preform oral sex on me. I wanted to stop her, but my body wouldn't let me move. After I reached climax, she asked me this:
"Want to see me eat a muff?"
I immediately left the disgusting brothel of a music club and headed back to my apartment. I know that it is wrong to commit sodomy with a loose nigger lesbian whore/witch, and I will never forgive myself for it.
But I come here now, a broken man, to ask forgiveness from the lord thy God, using this forum as a medium to receive his judgement.
And if you will have me, I would very much like to be welcomed here, as a fellow child of our lord.
Yours in christ,
A simple child of god.
And I was banned like 5 minutes after
But that was totally what they're looking for :<
Nothing I ever do is enough.
Edit: FUCK, I forgot to list my church and quote my favorite bible verse, that's part of the application. Dammit.
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Originally Posted by
Shmevin
Y'know... Some members have 12k, 23k, even 67k posts.
I don't know if this is true or not, but we should be able to marvel at such a magnificent display of dedication towards trolling others. They deserve it.
Pretty sure it's true, I read a shitton of topics.
Last edited by NormalCitizen; Nov 13, 2012 at 06:45 AM.
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