granted but the stuff is self detonating explosives and right when you get home your family's house is blown up.

I wish my cat could talk

he does but then he screasms o loud ur eardrums bsut adn your eyes fall out

i wish i had a supa kitta

wish granted but he becomes super evil and takes over the world

i wish a big house o:

granted but the house is on fire

i wish i had an exploding bomb that blew me and the rest of the world up going off in my hands

Granted. (That's already bad enough in itself.)

I wish there was a virtual-life toribash.

P.S. Who is KillerGoat?

wish granted but i become the new #1 player in the world

i wish blaknwyte would read the white text below this message

Granted, but I become deranged and maniacal and pm all the moderators about it. (not srsly)

I wish people would tell me these things earlier.

Granted everytime you hear about those things you must go into hiding becuase a bountry has been placed on your head for 24 hours.

I wish I could break tacoBELL in half with my pinkie toe :O

wish granted but i took the white text away from the prying eyes of n00bs

i wish there was a way to type without touching the keyboard

granted but you can only tipe the words "i'm a fag"

i wish i had superpowers *-*