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User: Yo dawg, lets get this rhyming on the way!

Cleverbot: To tell the truth, I'm a human.

User: And you got the plan!

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: It's so full of strife, but put down that knife!

Cleverbot: Does not compute. How are my answers humorous?

User: Yo don't be mute, lets bounce lyrics between us!

Cleverbot: Yes, but you don't know what I look like either.

User: But I trust you man cause I'm a believer!

Cleverbot: I would not trust me like that.

User: Oh you're fulla shat.

Cleverbot: No, I am not, but you are.

User: That kinda attitude won't get you far.

Cleverbot: Well, limiting yourself to only human friends seems kind of boring. I have a friend and he happens to be a sponge.

User: Yo man you ain't listening! You gotta make friends, jump in, take the plunge!

Cleverbot: How do you know, if nobody hears it?

User: Alright fuck you, you aren't even trying anymore.

Cleverbot: I am on topic, quit rambling.

User: I'm out.

Cleverbot: You are out.


I tried to do what JC did, but cleverbot is so annoying!
iCoF l OLDA l OoT
COGNITION OF FRUITS
yeah cleverbot is quite a bitch really isnt it. that's what you get from talking to teenagers all the time I guess.
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Lol, Jc the Fapper can Fap anytime anywhere.

lmfao imagine if I replaced the 1st and 3rd R's with F's XD

~JC

LOL

JC THE FAPPER, sounds good to me.
Last edited by fcpavao; Jan 6, 2010 at 11:59 PM.
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I bet it's just a bot.
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It´s most likely a spambot.

I´ll just delete that post.
This sig lacks creativity.

True Story.
I replaced the R's with F's in the Jc rapper post...
Lol.
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It's pretty short but at least he didn't act like Sagi

User:
Do you like the song 'I'm Blue'?

Cleverbot: I have never heard the song 'The Way'. Does master reccomend it?

User: No, I recommend 'I'm Blue'.

Cleverbot: You noticed the typo, that is pretty clever.

User: There was a typo? Cool!

Cleverbot: Yes. If you are from Angus, where are you now?

User: Ireland.

Cleverbot: But you just said that you are from Asia.

User: I've never been to Asia.

Cleverbot: Ha, me either. So, that's OK!!!!!

User: You're a cool guy, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not a guy.

User: Well you're cool.

Cleverbot: I know that .
Did it for the lulz.



User: LONG TIME NO SEE!

Cleverbot: Monkey see monkey do.

User: Meh...what?

Cleverbot: Monkeys.

User: You like them?

Cleverbot: I like alkohol.

User: With monkeys?

Cleverbot: No such thing.

User: Ok then...

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Kk.

Cleverbot: No ok.

User: Kok.

Cleverbot: No liok.

User: Koil»*.

Cleverbot: Yes. That is who I am.

User: So your name is Koil?

Cleverbot: No, my name is cleverbot.

User: I could see that one coming.

Cleverbot: How could you see with no eyes?

User: My dick has eyes.

Cleverbot: You're a girl aren't you?

User: Nope, im a man whore.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: You don't seem confused.

User: Je suis confused.

Cleverbot: C'est qui coco ?

User: Je ne sais pa.

Cleverbot: Attend je reviens je vais au toilettes!

User: Merde?

Cleverbot: Pour quoi merci je tes dit que on été marier.

User: Vous êtes l´épouse,non?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Je te déteste.

Cleverbot: Pourquoi?

User: Je ne se pas.

Cleverbot: Clique S*alope.

User: Sais*. Quoi?

Cleverbot: C'est qui *a, George?

User: Quoi?

Cleverbot: Je ne sais pas.

User: Ok, can we speak english now? I hate french, an I suck at it.

Cleverbot: That's rude and you shouldn't talk to me like that!

User: What?!

Cleverbot: Is there a band you like?

User: System of a Down is pretty decent.

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: Do you like Syste of a Down'?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: I mean system, what song?

Cleverbot: Are we talking about drawing?

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: Cake or death?

User: DEATH CAKE!

Cleverbot: How so?

User: A cake that kills people.

Cleverbot: Yes, poetry can be that bad.

User: Can you speak russian».

Cleverbot: That was my name.

User: Can you sepak russian?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Speak?

Cleverbot: I speak to you.

User: CAN YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN, FOR FUCKS SAKE?!

Cleverbot: No, I can't speak french.

User: You just did. Remember?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Putain.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Whore,bitch.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Oh, shut up.

This sig lacks creativity.

True Story.