Rageful... You didn't like anything on my list (which had like 100 options), you say you hate serious names because they make us seem like "fags" even though you yourself said you like the "elven names" which are also serious.
After that you said that it'd be much better to not have a serious name and just have a funny one, something simple and catchy, however when I suggest [LOL] you said it also = "fags".
So from what I can tell, you're just grumpy, you don't like anything, you're way to picky and apparently everything = fags.