Toribash
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Galrath's Roflbox
Hanz0 has a failbox, I has roflbox. :3

I didn't name it like this cause stuff in here will be (bleep)ing funny, but because I don't know how else I should call this thread.

Anyways, "funny" chat stuff will be posted in here. Feel free to comment.



This is what happened when I told Opeth not to steal my wushu opener:



Originally Posted by bunnyroses View Post
im lesbian and i thik everyone who says it should be illeagle should die

Originally Posted by toribal View Post
why im junior member???? im 1.84 m

Shin-Ryuu - 私は神龍午前 sagt:
we need to get operation raep ready
samir sagt:
finally an operation taht doesnt involve fruit

Originally Posted by mahulk16-0
spider hulk is saying i am always lieing because i said i catch fish .he is annoying. plus saying hampa gave him 5th dan .but he has blue belt ban him from the game plz.saying the f word to me. tomorrow at school there is going to be fight i will beat up spiderhulk
EDIT:i am 2 dan i lost against a black and he says u lost u lost u lost lol hahah. he is crazy ban him

Originally Posted by #no
* Delaid has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Galrath> Ok, don't tell him.
<Galrath> I will just say it was Opeth.
<Galrath> Or Gihar.
* Galrath sets mode: +vvv BlackBear Danigrounded Kris|work
* Galrath sets mode: +v parasite-Ishivet

<Galrath> *giggles*
* Delaid has joined #no
* Galrath sets mode: -vvv BlackBear Danigrounded Kris|work
<Galrath> Stop doing that, Opeth.
<Galrath> Delaid wanted you not to.
<Delaid> oh.
<Delaid> shi.
<Delaid> WHO VOICED PEOPLE
<Gihar> Opeth
<Galrath> XD
<Delaid> O:<<<

Originally Posted by #no
* Kacye has joined #no
<Kacye> Hello
<Dani> hello evil and kacye
<Kacye> :p
<evil> oh god not you
<Kacye> sorry evil
<Kacye> but that's me;o
<evil> just leave...youre annoying
<Kacye> no i stay
<Kacye> ok i leave
<Kacye> ...
<Kacye> Bye:(((
* Kacye has quit IRC (Quit: )
<evil> VICTORY!!!!!!

Originally Posted by #no
[20:37] <Delaid> hanz0 needs to get on
[20:37] <Delaid> so I can make him do my bidding
[20:37] <Mediaworks> then yell really loud
[20:38] * Delaid shouts to the heavens, "HANZ0! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU!"
[20:38] <Delaid> oh wait
[20:38] * Delaid shouts to the depths of hell, "HANZ0! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU!"
[20:38] -->| hanz0 ([email protected]) has joined #no

<Opeth|CA> http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=2LLql4PUGuA
<Opeth|CA> Hahahaha, look at the first few seconds and tell me that isn't momo
<Opeth|CA> XD
<Cindermomo> you mother (bleep)er

Originally Posted by furry
<Nikita> heh funny thing is, I think guys with smaller dicks are more sexy aswell
<Nikita> x3
<Nikita> cuase Id be able to fit the whole thing in my mouth and stuff ;o
<Thane> Yeah
<Thane> Me too
<Nikita> x3
<Galrath> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<Colm> <Sebsebeleb> My dad is showering too
<Colm> <Sebsebeleb> Gonna fap abit
<Colm> Am I the only person who found this weird

<Shin-Ryuu> busy
<stupinator> so busy you can't op me?
* stupinator was kicked by Opeth (http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=64903 RULE TWO)

Originally Posted by theblaze
Delaid, you are no god, you are mortal and a foolish idiot who plays toribash all day long.
You shouldnt have taken advantage of my ADHD in the join ish thing.
If you apologize i will back off.
if you dont, i hope to find you in multiplayer soon.
i will look for you, i will find you, and in the game, i will kill you.
i need a banless reply either of apology or showing when and where you wanna fight me.
that is. if your not a chicken

<Delaid> We have a running joke among our circle of friends that all girls that date us start out liking me
<Delaid> and then move on
<DrTre> Goddamn
<DrTre> You must have a big penis.
<Delaid> and it's pretty much true, is the amusing part

[03:19] <Colm> are you a fucking gay?
[03:20] <Delaid> who
[03:20] -->| Nikita ([email protected]) has joined #no
[03:20] <Delaid> oh
[03:20] <Colm> idk my bff rose
[03:20] <Nikita> Hai fgts <3
[03:20] <Delaid> pre-emptive question, colm
[03:20] <Delaid> nice work
[03:20] <Colm> Aye

[08:39] <Colm> fuck
[08:39] <Colm> some hot girl called me last night and wanted me to go clubbing with her lol
[08:39] <Colm> the voicemail is teh funnz0rs
[08:39] <Colm> either way
[08:39] <Colm> WoW time


Originally Posted by hanz0
<hanz0> THE TORIBASH SPY IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE FORUM USER
<hanz0> IT CAN NEVER BE ALLOWED TO FALL INTO THE HANDS OF EVIL
<hanz0> WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY COULD ACCOMPLISH WITH IT

<DrTre> I should DL FL Studio
<DrTre> And then make my own shitty album
<DrTre> And a shitty dance song
Gihar ([email protected]) has joined #no
<DrTre> And pwn Soulja Boys record sales
<@hanz0> :DD
<@hanz0> ohi gihar
<Gihar> hmm
<Gihar> ohai
<@Eleeleth> ITS THE DRTRE DRANCULA
<DrTre> except for my songs will actually be tolerable
<DrTre> and not just YOU
@Eleeleth dances like a faggot
<DrTre> WAMMEYOUWHARGABL
<@hanz0> the dance should involve one part where you punch the nearest person in the face/groin
<@Eleeleth> I should go take a shower now
<DrTre> Watch DrTre punch that guy in the nuts
Eleeleth is now known as Eleel_HYGIENE
<@hanz0> and then while they are rolling on the ground in pain you kick them in the ribs
<@hanz0> repeatedly
<@hanz0> until you hear cracking
<@hanz0> and then you teabag them until the song ends
<@hanz0> hooray
<DrTre> i could sample the cracking and use it for my next dance hit

Originally Posted by KiTFoX View Post


SORRY DOESN'T FIX MY RIPPED ANUS.

[22:07] <Hara> MY FIREAXE, IT SHALL RESCUE FROM YOUR UNHAPPINESS.
[22:07] <jalis> Nah

[22:07] <Hara> BRWAAWRAGLFLAGLFAGRAGRALGAFARGARRARARA
[22:07] <jalis> You're getting infracted even if you delete it
[22:07] <jalis> So it doesn't matter
[22:07] <Rittozora> HURRAH, HARA!
[22:07] * Hara swings around his axe.

[22:07] <Sebsebeleb> \o/
[22:07] <Rittozora> SAVING THE DAY ONCE AGAIN!
[22:08] <jalis> Hara, why are you so awesome?
----- Time Skip
[22:15] <jalis> Isn't cleaning up RT in 10 minutes from when I became a mod enough

[22:15] <jalis> :(

[22:15] <Hara> IS THAT A FROWN I SEE?!

[22:15] <Hara> MY AXE, WHERE IS MY AXE?!

[22:15] <Phailcraft> Hara: Smite him immediately

[22:15] <Rittozora> Hara just fucking wins.
[22:16] <jalis> He's the only of you guys that has managed to make me smile.
[22:16] <jalis> So yes.
[22:16] <Hara> :D

Originally Posted by hanz0 View Post
<Phail> it will go like 120kb/s absolute max though
<Phail> shitty australian net
<Phail> or I could go down to the net cafe to the highspeed download PC there
<Phail> and be like
<Phail> 'sup, just gonn' pirate
<hanz0> well, you australians are descended from criminals anyways
<hanz0> 'sall good
<hanz0> :D
<Phail> :v
<Phail> 0.1kb/s
<Phail> rofl
<hanz0> lolo
<Phail> eta: 7w1d
<hanz0> srsly
<hanz0> brits
<hanz0> were like
<hanz0> "oh no, our prisons are full"
<hanz0> "well, fuck it, we've got lots of colonies"
<hanz0> "THIS ISLAND"
<hanz0> "IS NOW A PRISON"
<hanz0> "HA HA HA HA HA HA"
<hanz0> "WE ARE BRITISH"
<Phail> lel
<Phail> :V
<hanz0> and so on and so forth
<Phail> but like
<Phail> australia is pretty fucking good for a penal colony
<hanz0> so yeah, I'm sure there are no laws regarding piracy or theft or assault or murder there
<hanz0> :D
<Phail> totally
<hanz0> police are like
<hanz0> "so he robbed you"
<hanz0> "what do you want us to do about it"
<hanz0> "we're just criminals in hats"
<hanz0> "we have no authority beyond these hats"
<Phail> hahhah
<hanz0> and uh
<hanz0> I'm running out of stereotypical comments to make
<Phail> :D
<hanz0> <CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED>
<hanz0> etc.
<Phail> that is much better

Last edited by Galrath; Jan 8, 2010 at 01:35 PM.
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