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Throw the coin to the pigeon, it will get stuck in his throat and it will die!!!
Then, tape the feathers to you back!

yeah, just stick your eye up to the hole.

Stick your arm through the hole again, and listen for the whooshing sound of it's pecking. As soon as it pecks, pull your arm back, making the pigeon break the wall. Then engage on a 1 on 1 duel.

(This is hilarious, but you should add that strange old man in.)
Shake your arm rapidly to shake off the worms, and the bird will eat them.
[Maybe have it be some mega-badass-robot-bird that the strange old man is in, and he cant talk properly so it's like garbled stuff, and you makes it an epics comic. (BTW, can I make my own one of these? I wanna try, it seems fun to make lol.)]

Take off wormy hippo armor from arm, proceed to rip off hand skin, and put back over your now skinless hand as new armor.


SMRT

Guys, you can't control what will happen if a character does what. You can just make the character do actions and leave it to Gubbin to decide what happens.

Go back to the worms and roar as loud as you can in an attempt to scare the worms away.

I'l miss that arm piece. We had some good times. *sniff*



The bird is enjoying my former arm piece. Also there appears to be a terrified little man in there.

Your right. I have stood by for far too long while that bird tyrranized over me and that guy in there. Well NO MORE I SAY.


oh dear

Squeeze your Hippo helmet hoping acid will squirt out and hit the pigeon.

Throw your Pokщball and summon... /random monster

Act like a hippo, maybe the duck will flee.