I'll keep old names unless new ones are suggested or requested.

Positions:


Kristis: Father
Zinx: Mother
Rayleigh: Talking Toucan.
Celloman: Child prodigy who is molested by Zinx on occasion. Excellent at TF2.
Toast: Lovable bread bought at Sam's Club.
Trials: Fairy God Mother
Hyde: Gamer Uncle (Obese)
BondyLox: Drunk Uncle
Erth: Family Dog. No walk for you.
Assassin8r: Scottish baby
Meamme0: Zinx's brother (So the families' uncle) who is actually a dog.
Arglax: Annoying Fly that is afraid of people.
TomPaine: Adopted Asian baby
Eureka: Troubled adolescent
Virtue: Crazy step dad who's trying to kill Zinx.
Drake: Nerdy chess player
Alejandro: Sells tacos on a stick in horrible conditions, making only a few cents a day, while all of his profits go to BondyLox who immediately wipes his ass with it.
Tamashii: Adopted, abused child
Tekro: Did you ever come home from Afghanistan?
ChuckNinja: Lovable aunt who smokes. Marijuana that is.
Dinis: House DJ. Worst purchase of Kristis's life.
Tryton: Bitch, please. 110k for an avatar?
Ponz0: He's climbin' yo' windows; snatchin' yo' people up.
Barreta: Marauding artist who happened to have assassinated Kim Jong Fine. He was known as Kim Jong Kill, but the name didn't stick.
PredatorC: Neighbor who walks into our house and asks for eggs. He's unemployed.
Hayz: Servant who dresses up like a ninny.
Slaugther: Robotic Cyborg who constantly molests his meat grinding parts.
ARMIN0: Creepy guy who lives in the families' hedges.
Lunie: Sexually confused Emu. Considered for adoption.JackerFx: The dog's hump toy.
Alaistier: Mr. Crowley... also bisexual, a recreational drug experimenter and a social critic.
Hero: [Postponed until picture is confirmed]
glOw: Fluorescent talking mushroom.
Eloquence: Family priest & church outcast.
Jodarok: Ex-con banned from 2 continents. Still wanted in 3. Reasons undisclosed.
Hush: Middle child who places second in everything.
Estimax: Stranger who sells candy every two hours at the door.
Kingsta: Lovable walking teddy bear. Really fat though.
Liquidoom: 256-year-old extraterrestrial that drops in once every 3 months. At 5'5" and 350 lb of unicorn energy, he'll kick your arse.

D'hohoho, I completely forgot about that...
Dinis, YOU'RE ALL MINE, YOU BELONG TO ME.

I wanna be kristis's adopted son!

This better happen, or I will do nothing about it!

I'll be the Godfather if that position is available?

I think you earn your position more than request it.

I asked for a position nine months ago, and I still haven't got one. Makes me sad.

Why do I have to be sexually confused?

How to enter tint's family?

Hero, you pm me with a nude picture of yours, then I add you.

Oh man, Kris you better post that shit afterwards! ;>