So,hey...So I know most of you have interesting stories to tell us about your life at toribash,what clans you passed through and how was that,maybe how you joined fl0w and stuff.Well,this is your platform,and the whole world is waiting to read your words...not really,but sounds cool no? :P
so yeah right whatever you want,casual fancy shit a la smog...etc
it's just something when ur dam bored in uni or you just wanna know the background of some clan members.Don't be afraid to tell dirty shit,we were all young once!it would spicen up stuff.you can choose to read everything or not whatever,do the hell you want..
so k i'll edit mine in eventually,and it will be gewd ;p
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kay,so i'm going to tell my story,put your belts on,and get ready for a wild ride!


so i actually discovered this game while looking at that site with all those physics games and stuff,the toribash.com page attracted me directly honestly...having your own moves,reaching black belt.it was a really interesting concept for me,and well toribash was kinda the first time i entered the internet seriously...back then I was living a pretty normal life I guess...i don't even remember...ok so where were we?

joined toribash,and you know started the game like each newbie playing judo,twinswords,a mod called matrix...it was actually not so bad.it was pretty hmm uninteresting time I Guess just building my way up...until i met this guy(forgot his name),he was cool and stuff...so he told me that i need to apply and stuff and i'll get directly in the clan...so yeah first clan experience,and it was DAV...won't say it was love or whatever,but it wasn't so bad...

met some new people there.like there was this guy who was pretty much fucked up(dead parents,his name contained emo or stuff idk,i was like young so bare with me)...so yeah his perspective on life was pretty new for me,and that time i was an uptight christian while he clearly didn't give a fuck.it was nice,he was a good player as well,we did good old prank of pretending to be the leader and stuff...almost got us kicked out of the clan and stuff.zanzaba was the leader if that matters at all.


but this was all nothing compared to the day...the day i met wushu...i fell in love with that mod.it had everything for me,total freedom,tactics,and action.so i started hanging around the hung room,they had official rooms for clans in these times,so it was pretty enjoyable hanging around good wushu players.i took advantage of being the underdog,and thrived to become better at that mod,they really taught me a lot.

i impressed so much that i got an invite to hung,well i also started becoming close friends with them.so,rejected the invite,cause you know 1 clan till death and stuff...i don't know if it was a mistake or not,and i'm not gonna say it was good cause i refused the "omg awesome wushu clan"...just that's how I thought at these times...i'll eventually rejoin hung eventually though don't worry.so,yeah stayed with DAV

for a while,although activity of the clan decreased (just enjoyed hanging around that one guy...)so decided to go and apply back to hung...how naive was i to think that i'd get accepted directly.apperently AMB didn't like that "people enter and left the clan like it was some kind of bitch",so joining hung was delayed...i was pretty immature at that time to think AMB didn't just like me.well,we got along quite well in the end,but what triggered my joining to hung was posting some shit about wushu/hung-gar in some thread,after that visnus was like " i want ya in".

so,i'm in hung!dream became true finally.one thing i'll always recall from my time in hung was an inclan tourney...it was really great cause I beat AMB in that one(dm'd his hand right off!),and he was quite the boss back then ;p.it was also nice catching up with all people,i haven't met before,donmartin was a pretty cool lad,vinsus,slipanc...fun times overall.

there were shit that happened that i believe i acted immaturely as well like the time slipanc suggested that we merge with relaxall,and there was a little a bit of a conflict.and when I look at back at it,AMB was 100 percent correct,he made this clan,he spent his time on it to become what it is,it's the identity that he wants to stay,other than anything..and whatever disrupted this identity had to go simply.

Well,alright everything was great as usual,got really close with vinsus..he was a great fighter well in tb and irl...he was also a talented artist.he was even really nice to share with me his comic book(which was in swedish sadly...),he had aspirations to release it to the market eventually.slipanc was great too,his tournies was a joy to take part in ,he handled everything so smoothly...he also started to move up the ranks until being leader of promoteam.never really did well at tournies anyway,shit happens i guess.

i was climbing wushu ladder as usual,new people joined hung,people left,but leaders and main people were always there,well at least until slipanc decided to seek for a change and join inq.then there was the time when inactivity really hit the floor,no one really played the game anymore..you can say it was boredom or whatever.and i was almost the only hunger playing,well amb joined occasionally though too.

things weren't as flowery(idk if that's a correct expression),but it was still an honor carrying
the HUNG tag,it really meant something to wear it,not just a cheap tag or whatever you want to call it.so yeh,i was a Hunger and i was proud =D.
though,after a while of long inactivity in the forums(felt like I was talking to myself)...we had our first notice.that the clan was going to be shut down if activity doesn't raise.so AMB not being around and stuff.

I decided to take charge...wrote a long post about shit that i doubt anyone read...but i thought it was cool.well anyway,i only managed to get bluebird(my wushu buddy) back into hung.but my recruiting mission was actually bit of a failure.but there was hope as master2,some old guy i didn't know about returned back to the clan.he was actually a marketeer or something...made shitload of money out of marketing and had...(ok I CONTINUE THIS STORY LATER I NEED TO SLEEP :P)

Reserved for long and boring story.
(shutup i can reserve)

back in the day, when my life didn't deserve to be called one, when my i had no job, no cash, i sat in fron of the telly, watching bs. and then, on came this computergame tv show, called game one, a german show, that is hosted by an asian and a german, who are total nerds. these two dudes showcased a handful of free computer games, of wich one was, TORIBASH.

the game looked somewhat appealing. so while still watching tv, i turned on my laptop, closed all the porn sites and googled tb. i played (and i live in shame for doing so) judo, twinswords. i smoked weed, listened to prodigy and belted up quicker than anyone should. around the rank of blackbelt, i discovered, that there were more worthwile mods like... well, i cant remember.

scanning the rooms, i stumbled over the HUNG-server. Since i went to a Hung Gar kung fu school for around 2 years, and loved the style, i had to enter said server. in that server, i saw supercool textures, sexy moves and nerds who had a good time talking shit and controlling ragdolls. i knew, that wushu was the shiat. so i started playing wushu, trying to copy moves, discovering wiki and doing all those despicable things. then i went to singleplayer, learning my own openers, and spamming them. pretty soon, i tryed to do comebacks, like my rollmodels from HUNG, Relax All and Alpha...

sadly i failed miserably, in keeping from disqualifying or making satisfying comebacks. i hung around wushu servers, got to know wushoe(r)s and didnt lait slow progress or failure brake my stride.

(possibly to be continued)

Well, I was looking for physics games online, when I first stumbled upon Toribash. The first version I tried was so old that I think multiplayer support wasn't even integrated, can't remember correctly. So, I went to toribash.com and downloaded the latest version, started playing some boring-ass mods like judo and jousting, leveled up a bit, then put my sights on the Semipro:Wushu server, and fell in love with the mod instantly. Made a few friends, learned a shit-ton of openers (some copied, some unique) and won a few tourneys. Oh, and from that point on, I didn't really play any other mod, I became a one-mod person.
Somewhere along the way I realized how I hate my lack of textures, joint colors and stuff. So I opened my first head texture shop where I was making huge amounts of profit (surprising, really). Well, there were no rules like "don't sell the same head twice", so my heads weren't unique, but many people have bought them. I managed to buy the colors I sport today (adamantium/radioactive + full 12, so I was happy. I've also met DP's leader, Alert, during one of my transactions. She seemed like a nice person, so I applied to her clan, where I stayed for most of my TB carreer.
DP was a pretty strong clan back in the days, we rose to officialness on a short notice. I was promoted to co-leader well before we got official, but when that happened, I was inactive already. This lasted for a few months, then I came back and the activity reached an all-time low. So I grabbed a few members, and made our own clan (Fridge), which... died pretty quickly. Then I became inactive again.
Then I came back again, rejoined DP, became co-leader and acting leader (Alert was and still is inactive), rebuilt it from the ground, got an all-time high in activity, just so one of my core members could leave and make a clan (oh, the irony) which would accept everybody, including my opportunistic members ("Come bro, you'd be co-leader!"). So I was like "screw it" and left.
During my time in DP I met a lot of fl0w players playing wushu, and we got along pretty well. So after I left DP, I decided i'd apply to fl0w. And tada, here I am.

so, here's my story. my little brother was the one who introduced me to toribash. well, the game wasn't that appealing to me when i saw my brother play, until i tried it one day when i was bored of playing flash games from the browser(lol). i wasn't in video games that much, i lead a miserable and boring life, slacking around, read books, watch tv, play guitar and all the other shit.

so, when i played toribash, i started out with single player, then i moved on to multiplayer where i started on judo(everyone starts on judo) just cuz i found it easier to win in that mod. i played some tourneys and discovered aikido, i loved it so much that it became my main mod. i ended up losing alot when i played aikido cuz i dont have skills at that time ;p so i practiced and my dream was to make a successful clan.

after building like two clans, i failed but the third time i made a new clan, it was an awesome experience. i started recruiting Star, Tengo, kaemoflage, tonza and others into my clan and it was the best clan that i have ever made but i didn't have the right mind to make it rise cuz i didn't manage to make it official. i gave up and killed it instead. so one day i found out about wushu and started playing it and i was a total noob at it. i met nickXD, who was from HUNG previously, who then introduced me to william(hey babe), i was impressed on how well they played and i started hanging out with more people from HUNG and decided that i wanted to join. at that time, i didn't know how to read the clan requirements so i applied with aikido replays and a shitty app and got raped by snake and others. so, i decided to seek help from will who eventually agreed to teach my wushu. he was the greatest teacher that i had ;p i learned comebacks quickly and improvise on every move and that was the first time i could beat the HUNG members including bluebird where we went to 300k points in one match.

well, i re-applied to HUNG and voila, i got accepted. i started to play wushu even more but one day, some shit happened and we we forced to leave HUNG. so we made fl0w but along the way, we lost some valuable HUNG members who i appreciated a long time ago like cough, nickXD, texasbar, jeff and so on. i was quite disappointed and angry, seriously. but the new clan turned out great, and i was happy that i stuck with my buddies all this while ;)

Hope i can say mine too...u know i love history;)
When i started to play Tb i was a more or less a raver (people who goes pretty often to rave party), and i was almost ever out of home (i was at home just for study, since i had just started university). But the fact that i'm very fast at studying + the fact that all my friends were pretty slow, gave me some free time that i was obligated to spend at home (since everyone else had to study or go to university, while i never went to lessons). I ever played to video games, but not so much..PC games were just a way for pass the time waiting for go out and have fun. But i ever get bored of them after 1-2 months at max. So i decided to search something that could keep me busy at home, and i found Toribash. I involved a friend and we started togheter to play Sambo. But after neither 2 months my friends stopped to play and i continued alone. I moved to judo and i started to have an incredibly fun, that make me start to play many hours for day (i started to play on May, then i did stop from july to september, and then i started to play hardcore): thanks to the fastness of judo matchs i start to do more than 1000 matchs / month, and i started to become very good at judo (or at least i was convinced of that). After a few i was pretty stronger than most of the other judoers, and i started to have more fun to "challenge myself" with comebacks, than to challenge others. CB with 70 frames/turn was pretty hard, but i menaged to master them after few months. In that period judo was without doubt the most popular mod, but the high skilled player were ever talking shit of it, and anyone between them (except Jabulon) recognized my skill, since i was a "judoka". But i had so much fun with that mod, that i didn't care and continued to play it. One day of November 2008, i did a streak against [Evil]Pookie, and he invited me to his clan. Until that moment i was never joined on the forum, and i didn't care anything to clans (since it seemed too "nerd" for me to get involved in a multyplayer game), but idk why i decided to join (i suppose that i'm just weak to compliments :d). Thanks to them i discovered that also wushu was a fun mod. But it was so hard:u had to go on SP for made your own move, and it was weird to attack on second turn (while on judo mopst of the matchs end between the 2nd and the 4th turn). But i started to watch others play, and i went to make my own moves (i can say with proud that i never copied any moves, neither when i was the most noob on this game in wushu). I menaged to make some openers that was REALLY nice, and i started to do many wins in wushu (considering i had already mastered the CB from judo, it was very easy to cb with "only" 50 frames/turn). In few months i became a good wushuer, and after some months more i became a very good one. In the while after 1 year i was already 10th dan, and i decided that was time to try with my own clan. I had made many friends, since i was really active, and with 2 of them (Neon and Athens) we decided to try to make the best clan of Tb (an "easy" goal:P). So i leaved [Evil] (a clan that will have for ever my respect) and started to contact a lot of people via PM. I menaged to convince (it was hard, since some of them were already in a clan and not everyone care to you when u say "we will made an epic clan etc etc") 8-9 highskilled people and we applied for become official. After just a month we became official with the tag [JR] (we choosed the name Jolly Roger because like pirates we were without a leader, except that during wars, when we had a "captain" for decide the best team..or at least this was the idea:P) and we started to clan war every clan that wanted to accept it. Since when JollyR became active, i also changed my mind and i started to care even more to Toribash. I slowly started to give an eye to the community (that i had ever snubbed) and i became active also on the forum (we can say that i became an [half] nerd, after that i tried to don't become one :d). Now would be too long and boring to describe what happened during these 3 years with JollyR, but i can say that i'm VERY happy to have co-started (with Neon) this clan. We had lot of great moments and also a lot of sad moments, and i can say i made new friends (some also "real").
Actually Tb is more an hobby and a way for talk with some "old" friends (and most of fl0w are): i open BigBro before open Tb, and if the list it's empty, so i neither try to join.


William message:Yes you can xDD,thanks for sharing m8!

Well, once upon a time, there was an awesome guy named Simon. Simon went through all of the games that exists in this world and owned at all of them, he thought that they weren't challenging enough. World of warcraft, counter strike, you name it, they were all too easy and lame for Simon. One day when the almighty Simon was looking for a more challenging game to play he stumbled across something called Toribash. When he first took a look at it he thought to himself, PFFFFF :lol: I CANS DO DAT! but when he actually got into the game he realized that it was very difficult, all them comebacks and all dat blocks and avoid and them kicks & punches. Simon trained very hard like a baws in dat Wushu and in some Aifahgo and evantually, he became known as the almighty Simon of the gods of the unvierse of the sun and planets. Now whenever people spot the Simon name in any server, they run.

And that, ladies and fhagyomen , is my story ;)


True Story!

Well I started to play Toribash in the '09 summer holidays, when I was at my grandma's home. Since the house was in a village there was almost nothing to do outside except shooting pigeons with a BBGun (a hobby that I later found pretty amusing) I spent 5/6 hours a day playing toribash, at aikido, and later, wushu rooms. So basically that's it, I played a lot and got into an unofficial clan named DOOM, later to an unofficial clan named Shinobi and then into Aeon, a clan in which I developed my skills and friendships in this game.

After a year in Aeon I left due to the clan's inactivity and joined fl0w, at this time I knew a lot of people here. Nowadays I'm more active here on the forums because I kind of lost the fever for playing Toribash and there are other games that draw my attention, of course I still play a little, most of the times kind of stoned.

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LEARN TO PRESS ENTER MORE THEN ONCE GUYS! HOW THE FUCK CAN I READ THIS?

DONE,well not brucia's one yet ;p

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