whats the strangest reason someone has ben banned for?

I was banned for a day by Veb for being intelligent.

I've been banned for being hacked.

The strangest reason was 'bye', seriously.

lol i think marco win

I got banned for using cropped furry porn as an avatar once.

thats kind of cool too...

I read a ban reason for someone else one time that was:

"Cos you suck, fool"

Pretty epic.

heres some funny ones

VENTODEX FUCKING TRY TO SCAM ME BITCH, YOU PAY THE PRICE, IN BLOOD 06-09-2008 Never Cevius


ballsac When i grow up, i wanna be famous, i wanna be a star, i wanna have boobies. ~Blam 12-08-2008 Never Blam
kqpa I kissed a girl and i liked ittttt, i liked the taste of her BALLS. ~Blam 12-08-2008 Never Blam
DetachablePenis Calling myself, a faggot. Also having an unacceptable name. You can come back on the forums and play in-game, you just have to create a new name, mate. 11-02-2007 Never Hawkinz
PenisColada Your name is inappropriate, i was talking to you nicely and then you told me to fuck myself. I really do not know how to do this .. please link me to a tutorial, thanks! 10-30-2007 Never Hawkinz
Tearlgerm Madonna is a fag 10-19-2008 Never Mosier
helloyers I WANT PILLS TO PLEASE MY FAKE WOMAN 10-02-2008 Never Mosier

EvefSpeme Also Cocks. Literally 09-27-2008 Never Mosier

I was once banned for a day. Reason? "lol"

._. I don't even know what I did.