Not long ago, a war had segregated the land, shared between the Candy People and the Dragons. The Candy People were a race of people who were made out of candy. They found it difficult to resist eating themselves, and each other, which made them very angry and hormonal. They lived in a settlement called Candy Land. Right next to it was the Settlement, Dragon Land. Obviously, the creatures responsible for these names weren't so creative and relied on the heavy use of the name of the inhabitants, and then jotting down 'Land' afterwards.
Anyway, the Candy People didn't like the Dragons too much, and made various attempts on the life of Archduke Dragon-Noodle, the royal prince of Dragon Land. He wasn't too impressed with the Candy People's latent hostility, thus beginning the war between the two factions. Before the war kicked off, Emperor Candy Person wrote a letter to Dragon-Noodle, detailing his feelings and emotions on the recent political fight between their peoples...
"Dear, Dragon-Noodle...
It has come to my attention that you are an arse. You do not respect the fact that we're a race of sugar-thirsty peoples. I had to eat my son this morning because of your arrogance and hypocrisy. I wish to personally play with your balls before squishing them like watermelons.
See you on the battlefield.
~ Emperor Candy Person"
Thus, the war had started between the two races. The Candy People had the upper hand for the majority of the fight, only until Archduke Dragon-Noodle came up with his cunning plan of covering the Candy People with sugar. The Candy People couldn't take it, consequently devouring each other one by one. The many Candy Peoples who were remaining from the fight ran home to their settlement and spared no mothers or children. Even the Emperor Candy Person was a slave to his primal urges, and it wasn't long until he found his body being completely subjected to the horrors in Candy Land.
The Dragons had won the battle. Dragon-Noodle was proud, and thus started a clan on Toribash. This clan was to be named Dragon.
1. Keep posts to at least a 5-word minimum. This is to avoid useless posting, which can make a clan look untidy and overall spammy.
2. Be nice. This clan is built heavily on the principles of friendship and sincerity. Three warnings are given out to the people who ignore this rule. On the third warning, leaders will discuss the future of the individual.
3. No porn or sex-related matter. Although this is the internet, and it's really tempting to watch a woman get spanked by 3 midgets in bear costumes, I must enforce this rule as minors do happen to play this game.
4. Post at least once a week. This is to notify us that you're still alive and well. If you know you're going to be inactive for an extended period of time, let one of the leaders know.
Our main target, like every clan, is to become official, but at the same time have fun along the way.
The secondary objective is to eventually become a well-respected clan within the community. We can only do this by respecting other clans and recognising each other's rules and regulations.
You should really get that IRC registered. Anyone who joins will become op. I can make it official for you now if you'd like. Just join and I'll help ya
If you dudes need any inspiration for additions to your thread, feel free to take a look at ours. In my eyes it's a pretty good example. Maybe we could war once you guys have gotten a few members?
