Kay so since last thread sucked and everyone disliked my act of closing it, i've had to re-do the thread so you will stop blaming me.
For now on you can only add 3 new words to the story, more than 3 your post will get deleted, if you end the current story with an horrible ending your post will get deleted, off-topic deleted and everything else will get deleted.

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago,

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village...

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was a

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named, Luther Micheal Howard.

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named, Luther Micheal Howard. Micheal was 42

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named, Luther Micheal Howard. Micheal was 42 days away from

Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named, Luther Micheal Howard. Micheal was 42 days away from making an epic