i'd create a clan called WAPOW and rule the island

bring me the man with the WAPOW tattoo, i trust his decisions

wow thanks skizz

- one player on the island

easy money here we come

What kind of weather and resources does the island have

island is inhabited by discord bots

weather is always muggy during the night and cool during the day

i say we throw the 15 yr old edgelords into the volcano

what if we get to the island and hampa's just there enjoying a margarita on the torishop money
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furthermore, as a survival tactic I'll gather all the furries and stick with them so nobody comes close enough to attack me

I have a feeling they'll try court the first colourful animal they see in the forest, so they'll either end up dying from STIs or they try copulate with a cassowary bird or something and die that way. therefore i will not have to worry about them turning on me

Dig A Big Hole. Go Into Said Hole. Put Fruit Into Hole. Collect Fruit Flies. Close Hole. Eat Flies. Repeat

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