ES Recruitment Drive
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what the title says.

i mean this here is rough man, you join, you get in and theres nobody on anymore.

so what happened to everybody else?

Im back at school now but Ill be on most nights starting soon coz im geting 5gig downloads :-(

Heh, if you mean in game, it could be that only a few ppl are in your timezone

On forums, well, iunno, but i try to post as much as i can (posts with content of course)

In in ur Denmarkz, doin' mah lief.
>.>
That, and i try to stir up activity here from time to time, but the dullness of the
human mind (Yes, i'm referring to you, reader) always crushes my attempts :C
So, go in here and talk. NAO. Or i'll club you with a giant Q.

Uhm, we're here? Seriously, it's probably your timezone... most people can only check a few hours per day and they will usually just look for newer posts and areas broader then the clan forum. A clan is just basically a group of buddies hanging around, maybe a little closer together then they would be just dispersed, but that's because they're all in the same place at the same time; it's not some exclusive ultra secret elite place you have to post 50 times with a day. A lot of the people here keep to the other parts of the forum. I'll come right out and say it; some people might call it inactivity. But it's really a psychological sign of strength. Independence in most things. Think of the way a wolf pack works; they're usually separated in smaller groups or pairs, but they will often meet up together for a feeding frenzy or large hunt. (If you need explanation; the wolf pack members are the clan members. The feeding frenzies / hunts are clan wars and events.)

yeah i know you guys are in here. all 4 of you... i was asking about the other members man.

i'm just merely wondering what happened to the others...

I lurk most of the time. But when I'm not, I post in the TTF Forums. ><

TTF is annoying, the stole our activeness

whats a ttf?

http://forum.toribash.com/forumdispl...ysprune=&f=187

Its Fusion 2.0, a slightly stronger, more avtive but much less.. fusiony fusion.

Originally Posted by C0XY View Post
http://forum.toribash.com/forumdispl...ysprune=&f=187

Its Fusion 2.0, a slightly stronger, more avtive but much less.. fusiony fusion.

We raped your cake, then ate it, and raped it afterwards... *shifty eyes* [/invade]

you have been invaded, have a nice day/evening/Armageddon.

Originally Posted by PorcupineJim View Post
We raped your cake, then ate it, and raped it afterwards... *shifty eyes* [/invade]

you have been invaded, have a nice day/evening/Armageddon.

you guys rape cakes?

thats disgusting.

rape and eat? thats not right

and then rape it again.

what manner of wrongness is this?

Originally Posted by SPiNSUGAR View Post
you guys rape cakes?

thats disgusting.

Naw I keed, pies are our forte.

Pie should not be confused with the number Pi, which is math for TL; DR, or User:Pi, who is a giant (bleep)tard.

Pie also refers to vagina in all its glory.

see, who didn't say Toribash forums can also be educational?

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool .
One long word.
Lol.

Originally Posted by 715379 View Post
TTF is annoying, the stole our activeness

Yea, Fuck TTF those unfunny spamming furfags.
Also fuck censoring

WHAT THE FRENCH TACOS?!??!?!?!??!??!??!??!??!??!??!




I didnt post that

Didn't Shook post that? or SPiNSUGAR?

Originally Posted by 715379 View Post
WHAT THE FRENCH TACOS?!??!?!?!??!??!??!??!??!??!??!




I didnt post that

Didn't Shook post that? or SPiNSUGAR?

drop tabs and go nuts.

i want some too.

Stupid thread is stupid, and simple reply is simple.

(ALSO: We did NOT rape the cake. The cake is a lie, you dumbasses)

Originally Posted by Kraetyz View Post
Stupid thread is stupid, and simple reply is simple.

(ALSO: We did NOT rape the cake. The cake is a lie, you dumbasses)

Get out you disgusting yiffer TTF fag.

Originally Posted by PorcupineJim View Post
Get out you disgusting yiffer TTF fag.

STFU you dumbass cocksucking goatsewanker!

Originally Posted by Kraetyz View Post
STFU you dumbass cocksucking goatsewanker!

Fag can refer to:

1. A term of derision/endearment. Your affiliation/location followed by the word fag; eg EDfag, Amerifag, newfag, Gaiafag
2. Someone with zero vagina tolerance.
3. Homosexual
4. A bundle of sticks
5. A cigarette, in some cultures
6. A kind of meatball
7. Anyone who plays TOW Online
8. Kraetyz

Faggotry

Faggotry is the act of participating in homosexual activities, especially on the internets (usually by kraetyz).

* Faggotry is making people into fagots.
* Faggotry is also making homosexuals into filthy whores by directing them to sites like gay.com and Just Us Boys. Filthy.
* Faggotry may also be used to describe the act of losing really really bad against a friend. For example, your buddy just beat you so bad in Tekken it was like being gang raped in a prison shower. Your friend committed Faggotry.

Faggotry, please do not do it Kraetyz.

I suggest that TTF and Fusion merge, if that hasn't been suggested before.

... I will kill you.
Seriously, I know your phone number.
I'll check where you live and (bleep)ing NUCLEAR BLAST THE FLIPPIN' SHITE OUT OF YOU!


With love from Soviet Kraetyz <3
(p.s. I'm not a fag)

EDIT: Not you, ash. Jim.
OR, AS HE IS KNOWN IRL: JAMES OLIVER! DUM DUM DUUUUM

Originally Posted by Kraetyz View Post
... I will kill you.
Seriously, I know your phone number.
I'll check where you live and (bleep)ing NUCLEAR BLAST THE FLIPPIN' SHITE OUT OF YOU!


With love from Soviet Kraetyz <3
(p.s. I'm not a fag)

EDIT: Not you, ash. Jim.
OR, AS HE IS KNOWN IRL: JAMES OLIVER! DUM DUM DUUUUM

I lol'd. A lot.


You need to spend less time on ED

Originally Posted by Kraetyz View Post
You need to spend less time on ED


 FFFF  AAAA  III  L
 F     A  A   I   L
 FFFF  AAAA   I   L
 F     A  A   I   L
 F     A  A  III  LLLL
Do less of it.

Read my signature, dumbfuck.

Originally Posted by Kraetyz View Post
Read my signature, dumb(bleep).

Your signature is bullshit. I have proof of your failings furfag ;o



That is not me.
You're the guy fapping to bisecksual yiff.

Originally Posted by Kraetyz View Post
That is not me.
You're the guy fapping to bisecksual yiff.



best. Comeback. Ever.

You really think so, eh?
Well, let me tell you something.
You're wrong.
Simple truth is simple.

Originally Posted by Kraetyz View Post
You really think so, eh?
Well, let me tell you something.
You're wrong.
Simple truth is simple.

Don't start an argument on the internets.
At least not one you have 0 chances of winning in.

I always win, have you not seen this yet?
You can never defeat me. Your powers are not enough.
I. Shall. Destroy. You.


With love from Soviet Kraetyz <3

Ohay gaise. Not disturbing anything am i?
Also, your mothers wear army boots.

I know they do, I've seen the movies.
And NO, it did not turn me on.

Okay, maybe a little, but THAT'S ALL!

All that fat... *drools*

Originally Posted by shook View Post
Ohay gaise. Not disturbing anything am i?
Also, your mothers wear army boots.

Your disturbing me and krae's sex scandal.
Your Mother is whom I had sex with last night.

Your mother, according to psychiatric experts everywhere, is the most sexually active person on the planet, trust me i would know.

Come on, you know you want to, especially in hot super sexy army boots. And full-body lard-suit.
Wait, that's standard equipment.
^^ To Krae

Jim, you must be crazy to sex my mom last night. Either you're incredibly stupid
to spend a retarded amount of money on an express flight to Denmark, or else
it just happened in your vivid imagination. In which my mom is the hottest person evar.

I masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup on a daily basis.
Thought you people wanted to know.


Its so hawt

Then i can name several sites that you would find highly arousing... :3
Meatspin, goatse, lemon party... Maybe even Ogrish too. And Rotten.

Also, what the hell just happened to this thread? >.>
At first, we were discussing about where people was, and now we're talking about
Krae's sexual preferences?

All old sites.
Meatspin and lemon party is up as I write this.

There comes a time in every man's life when situations spiral out of control and he finds his back against a wall. Maybe somebody stole his iPod. Maybe he just killed his wife and kids. Maybe he looked in the mirror and saw a (bleep)tard. Whatever the reason, you can either get up and face the music, or you can tell the world and whatever deity you believe in to (bleep) off. In the latter case, pull out your list of final solutions and place a check in the suicide box. Tonight, you dine in hell.... But, are you "An Hero" (as in, idiot)?
This is what Kraetyz aspires to.

TLR: Cocklery.
Also, your fathers prefer hermaphrodites.

Ok, Fail thread much? Seriously, I have no flippin' idea how it got it to where I posted it.


Btw, just to add to the fail, Your mother is Bisexually inadequate.
Last edited by Ragdollmaster; Oct 10, 2008 at 10:59 PM.
Wow, 715, get off the crack.


EDIT: No, seriously. Off the crack. NOW.
Last edited by Ragdollmaster; Oct 10, 2008 at 11:00 PM.
How to complain in style: GG, Mahulk.
Lol. In case you didn't figure it out by now, I have been merging everyone's post to your original one =P Makes for funnies.

Err, sorry if this actually creeped you out a bit =S
How to complain in style: GG, Mahulk.
roooooooooooooofelz

...

OH SHIT, SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!

<Blam|Homework> oiubt veubg
various places to find me lol
Merged post is merged.
Last edited by Kraetyz; Oct 11, 2008 at 11:29 PM.
MODS ARE GAY MODS ARE GAY MODS ARE GAY MODS ARE GAY MODS ARE GAY MODS ARE GAY MODS ARE GAY MODS ARE GAY MODS ARE GAY MODS ARE GAY MODS ARE GAY MODS ARE GAY
I figured that out, but what I don't know is the original post.
I haz a Radioactive fetish.
@Porc: ц
Gogogo!

Also, the first three lines was the original post. I think.
<Blam|Homework> oiubt veubg
various places to find me lol
YOU CAN NEVER GET CLOSE TO OUR FAGGOT TREE! WE KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED FAGGOT!

disregard this i suck cocks.

(User was epicly raped by over 9000 erect dick-nipples for this post)
Last edited by MysticMog; Oct 12, 2008 at 12:54 AM.
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