i thought molerats were pretty darn good but i suspected a conspiracy, which i got to the bottom of

molerats -> m o l e r a t s -> a e l m o r s t -> s t a r m o l e -> star<-nosed> mole

what makes us trust either faction? both consist out of liars and frauds. they are, in fact, one and the same. molerats- and rats-molekind shall suffer for their crimes! i propose we kill them all
I think you're onto something Slau but lets dig deeper.
My theory is: star and mole both have 4 letters and 4x4 is a square with an area of 16.

As we all know 16 candles is white supremacist symbol thanks to its disgusting use of yellow-face to portray a Chinese character.

My studies have taught me the Chinese character for Chinese character is 汉字。pronounced Hanzi, very similar to Hans.
Obviously this references Hans Moleman.
Lo and behold the Simpsons is just disgusting mole propaganda.
Everyone keep your eyes peeled, never trust the moles!
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That was really bad sorry.
Someone tell me why this guy is highly respected by some people ???