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Hampa would need to make special functions for that.

That's what he did with the joint changing.

Trust me, if we could do it reasonably, we already would've.
Squad Squad Squad lead?
The standardization of Toribash Squad roles may have gone too far!
It's actually really easy to simulate, but it would break replays. I might work on a hack for this later.

I also personally don't think frame by frame randomized gravity would be fun to play through.