Yes! I see that you too have the vision. You have been added to our list of pals.

Shark bait ooh hah hah

Very wise words from the Moana film.

I'm very glad to be an ally of this movement. I have another pressing matter for my fellow brave activists: how come when you haaah it blows out hot but when you hhhooooohh it's cold?

You just made me haah and hoooh into my hand for 5 minutes

There's a simple explanation for this phenomenon. You should recall that to do more work, you require first, more input energy (or heat). Note that when you go "hoooh", the pressure that you build up starts mid-mouth; almost at your lips since you're essentially blowing. However, when you go "haaah", you're drawing in air to begin with and forcing air out from the back of your throat. This extra force that you're using to expel air results in the temperature difference. Or something.

I dont get it :/

It's fine. Not everyone can wrap their heads around this idea. And by heads,I mean hands
And by this idea, I mean my dick.

this movie is great.

If wrapping my hands around your fat fucking cock and balls is what I must do to save the world... then so be it.