Toribash
Original Post
Turns to gold
So let's just say when you touch something it turns to gold. What would you do with these amazing powers?

/attempttomakevibebetter
i'd abuse the "poke" feature on facebook

<~oyster> i want you to fart near my mouth
Awesomest serial killer
5:13 PM - vasp: everybody's nuts is so good
[00:18:38] <&vespesi3n> you should see when i swallow
[21:49:37] <&vespesi3n> >my mouth when
[21:49:43] <&vespesi3n> >my tastebuds when
hold the world hostage for 1 billion dollars
Omnia Mori
sed Evici Amor
no seriously
fucking a motionless hunk of gold is shit
gold is not warm
gold is not wet
its like masturbating with your moms wedding ring
(which probably works for most of you HOHOHO)
shutup and go back to your unfuckable whiney girlfriend
Omnia Mori
sed Evici Amor