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Parrot's Guide On Joining

Since we have been receiving many requests on how to get into the clan, we find it appropriate that we go into depth on how you can successfully join this glorious group of gods and fallu.

Please note that this is a very serious guide, to joining a very serious clan. If you do not possess the maturity to be in this clan, then I bid you farewell.



Method #1: Suck Moop's Dick

This technique is of the easiest to do within this list of methods, and can easily be mastered once you've started. If you are not of the appropriate age, please ignore this method and keep searching for some other way.

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Method #2: Make Eggs

Sounds easy enough, right? All you have to do is use that appendage in between your legs that gets bigger when that girl you like walks by. Instead of the spatula, you will use this. If you do not own a penis, then find your nearest dildo. If it is brand new, we highly recomend that you prime it before use. This will add flavor.

Ingredients:
Eggs
Manly chest hair
Semen

Instructions:
Beat the eggs and chest hair with your appendage until blended
Heat semen in large nonstick skillet over medium heat until on fire with your appendage
Chop up a few bacon slices on the side with your appendage
Scoop the bacon pieces into the egg mixture with your appendage
Pour in egg mixture with your appendage
As eggs begin to set, gently pull the eggs across the pan with your appendage, forming large soft curds
Wait for eggs to cool down, and enjoy your newly cooked breakfast

Post a picture of your eggs, but do not include your penis. leave that for social media


Method #3: Dance

This is the most iconic way to get into the clan. Despite it being used so commonly, we at Parrot only accept the best dancers. A prime example of this method could be Scourge's display of high complex dance moves. Not only does he accomplish a dance that breaks all of the laws of physics; prophecies have fortold that when he performed his amazing moves, that they very earth shuddered in orgasmic pleasure at how awesome it was.

dance




Method #4: Hacking Yourself Into the Clan

Unfortunately, this method is of the hardest ways of getting into Parrot. We have high network security thanks to the team of unidentified flying parrots, (UFPs), and the supervision of Ele. According to higher-ups, we can only identify one man who has successfully accomplished this feat.

He goes by the username KITFOX, or some shit like that. Albeit this man is in this clan, please note that we do not endorse the consumption of gay porn in any way, shape, or form.


Method #5: Steal Money

This method has been used by many of our members in order to receive admission into our clan. If you need help, look at Itemp, Cold, Diamond, etc.

Now you may ask, "but how am I supposed to be that cool?" Well my fellow, it's as simple as this. If you are able to lift efficiently, then you are as good as the guys mentioned above. Now we realize that this may be a stretch, and not everyone can lift as good as those guys, but at Parrot, we have developed an easy solution for this. Simply click this link, and follow the instructions implied.

http://www.cheatengine.org/downloads.php


Method #6: Have a Unique Talent

When we say unique, we mean it. When we say talent, we have lots of it. Greenblits fancies balloon making, and for that reason he is as good as any other parrot member here. Just look at the snake he made here!

snake




Method #7: Toribash Is Your Life.

The period at the end of that method is needed, because this method is serious. In order to achieve this, you must do nothing but toribash. Do not eat, sleep, drink, or repeat. Stop dating that girl of your dreams. Cancel every summer vacation you had planned, because we're talking about quality replay makers. You think we're exaggerating, but we promise; we're not. Look at Jaker, Tsuion, Dezrai, etc. They literally do not piss unless it includes toribash. Remove your real life like them and your spot in Parrot is almost guaranteed.


Method #8: Be a Staff Member




Method #9: Make Quality Posts

Here at parrot, we believe that quality, is the best policy. If you're able to make the best, most thought provoking posts, you're golden. A prime example is fallu. He is probably the most intelligent person in toribash. Observe this fine literature post by fallu.

Originally Posted by fallu
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Look at the format. The flow of each syllable and the grace of the lettering. It was almost as if god himself gave fallu the wisdom at that very moment. Of course you won't be able to reach this level, but if you can reach at least half of the quality of this post, then you will succeed.

fallu translation



ATTENTION, IF YOU HAVE BEEN IN ASSOCIATION WITH A DUCK, OR HAPPEN TO BE A DUCK, REFER TO THIS SECTION

welcome to parrot, accomodations have been made



Method #10: Be T0ri0Baby

Yes, thats right! If you happen to be called T0ri0baby, and you are reading this you too can join Parrot; you even have the official go ahead from out resident genius fallu. To redeem your free Parrot entry, click Clan page then Ctrl+F "T0ri0" and click the Quit button which appears. The post here to let us know about your availability and you will be given a loving invitation.

This section was made due to popular demand; people who requested this section:
1. Moop

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Method #11: Be of primary importance

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Method #12: Be born on February 13th

If you're born on this day it seems you're pretty much guaranteed to get in whether you want to or not. People wanting to join through this method will have to provide proof of their birthday and also suck Moops dick[/B]
Last edited by Tsuion; Nov 10, 2017 at 01:15 PM.
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Last edited by fallu; Jun 30, 2016 at 11:48 AM.
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Did liaxo hack his way in too? He doesnt fit in any other category :|
Don't dm me pictures of bowls that you find attractive.
Oy my god.. What is this even... hilaaarious x) Also that dance was amazing
"raawr says the dinosaur right?"
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or just talk to bod for like 5 minutes you can get an invite that way too
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ps i added whoever that is on snapchat im shewantsthebe add me for dank pics and subpar stories
Last edited by cocacobra; Jun 30, 2016 at 03:02 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
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