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Well, this is obviously a thread to comment anything funny, from stories to videos, from videos to songs, and, obviously, jokes

I will start us off with something I found which is somehow funny.

Q.Why did the ant fell off the toilet seat?
A.Because she was pissed off.

Hope you like it
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Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can.

Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches?
A: Same reason.

Also when I was a kid I was pretty stupid. In fact, I didn't realise I was twelve until I was fourteen!
Last edited by Elettor; Oct 23, 2012 at 11:12 PM.
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?? I am freaking confused lol but its so random it made me smile as your avatar
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Oh, I have a Funny Video its about anime.. But I think it just to 'Ecchi' .. So..
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Originally Posted by Elettor
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can.

Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches?
A: Same reason.

Also when I was a kid I was pretty stupid. In fact, I didn't realise I was twelve until I was fourteen!

Lol, is that what make your avatar smiled like that?
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Here's a doctor joke:

Doctor: What's your problem, sir?
Patient: I've broken my arm in two places.
Doctor: Don't go back to either of them!
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Good point!
Yo mama's so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat!
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Yo mama is so fat she has her own Zip code
Yo mama is so fat she turned around on the bed and fell from both sides
Yo mama so fat, the only language she speaks is wookiee
LOL
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The wookies aren't fat :O but the second one owns!

Why do blondes have one more brain cell than cows?
So when you pull on a blonde's tit, she doesn't shit on the floor.
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